Something I found funny and want to share

[Glebe]

Btw Rest in Peace your Dad, mojo, sounds like he was a top bloke.

NEW PAGE TWAT, FFS...

[Buelligan]

Heheh.  Oh mon Dieu, pas ca, putain merde faire chier, cette toilette.

[Brian Freeze]

This thread inspired me to get round to fettling the flush on our bog this afternoon.
Just had an emergency plumber out and the insurance assesor will be round on monday
Thankyou.

[Ray Travez]

You made me search for it and I found it. 

That's fantastic! So much older than I thought, I'd always assumed it was from the 40's, a wartime thing. Max Miller or someone similar.

Probably going to end up learning the whole thing, maybe work out the chords.

[Ray Travez]

Was this in Oswestry, by some bizarre chance?

No, Brighton circa 1998. I had just graduated from art college and was delighted to now be fully qualified to mop the floors in a care home.

[pigamus]

Was this in Oswestry, by some bizarre chance?

I'm going to adopt this as my catchphrase.

[Harry Badger]

I used to be a cleaner in an old people's home.

Man2Man consider rewrite.

[The Boston Crab]

#nichememes

[Buelligan]

No, Brighton circa 1998. I had just graduated from art college and was delighted to now be fully qualified to mop the floors in a care home.

Heheh.  Welcome to my world darling.  Must say, mopping (and polishing by hand to a high but safe, finish) is not shit though.  There's love in it, when done right.  There's many that do harder and many wickeder, I know you know this.  We are the little earthen dalit saints who make the world safe for the real people, for those coming, leaving and those who've fallen off the edge.

[Ray Travez]

Yeah, I liked cleaning. I never felt it was below me. I enjoyed talking to residents, and I considered that to be my real job- the cleaning was just what I was being paid for.

Very interested in cleaning to be honest. Simon Munnery did a bit about being a cleaner in the last show I saw of his, which I related to. Met some interesting people. I met a guy who had said 'hello' to Hitler, in Auschwitz.