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Fuck shit tit wank

Started by madhair60, November 24, 2019, 04:03:54 PM

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madhair60


Lordofthefiles

Tommy Steele considers rewrite

Shoulders?-Stomach!


My favourite type of wank, as a matter of fact. 👍

Bently Sheds


Peterborough Services June 2018

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Last one I saw said Free Nelson Mandela

Typically puerile gross out humour from attention seeking student edgelords

Oh sorry forgot the rest of the tag said 'from his ghastly Haemmerhoids'

Butchers Blind

Often see just the word 'CUNT' graffitied places.  It's as if saying the word in anger for someone isn't enough and needs to written just wherever.

Dannyhood91


PlanktonSideburns

whats it written on? a lamp?

shiftwork2

Fella's had a shit tit wank and is rejecting the idea. Not seeing why that's worthy of pillory.  Sometimes it seems there are serious limits to empathy on this board.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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canadagoose

Clearly a burgeoning new public poetry movement at Peterborough services.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on November 24, 2019, 07:47:40 PM
Fuck, shit tit wank.

Fuck. Shit. Tit wank. 50! 50! 50!

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oy vey

Fucking hate it when there are no prices.

idunnosomename

Fuck! Shit tit wank!

Peterborough.

50! 50! 50!

Flouncer

When I was a kid my dad got an old portakabin for outside his workshop.  I had a look around inside it and someone had written 'COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER GAY CUNT AIDS BOY' - my brain has retained this string of words, probably because it scans so well. It's almost a single line poem that someone scrawled there in a rare moment of inspiration.

idunnosomename

bit like Blink 182's expansion of Carlin's Seven Dirty Words.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker scans wonderfully, but then tits messes it up.

Best thing they ever did was add fart turd and twat.


Ian Drunken Smurf


Bum Flaps

Quote from: Bently Sheds on November 24, 2019, 04:13:08 PM

Peterborough Services June 2018

Looks like by brother's been up to his old tricks again