The Cowtrix : Repasteurised

[Blumf]

Back trace the IP protocol and enhance!

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/11/26/russian-cows-virtual-reality-headsets-a68316

The grass is greener in a virtual world.

That's what Moscow region farmers were aiming for when they fitted their dairy cows with virtual-reality headsets to test their milk production.

"Experts noted reduced anxiety and improved overall emotional mood in the herd" during the VR experiment, said the regional agriculture administration.

The second phase of the experiment, it said, will evaluate the VR-wearing cows' milk production.

Unfortunately, no bovine can be told what The Matrix is, because they lack the basics of language. They'd have to see it for themselves, but then they still wouldn't understand because they have no conception of technology.

[Norton Canes]

Something something 'past your eyes' I dunno

[Blumf]

Interesting thing; with both this cow-VR story, and the rat's driving little cars story from a few weeks back, the animals ended up being more relaxed. Seems like human tech is just chill for them.

The fact that we're all stressed out in this modern world would seem to be a result of us being cunts to each other, rather than the tech itself.

[H-O-W-L]

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I bet they are playing Virtual Boy Wario World in there.


MATE YOUR EYES ARE GOING TO BE SO STRAINED, A BIT LIKE THE TEA THAT YOUR MILK IS AUGMENTED WITH!!!

[Glebe]

"Don't worry Daisy, we'll find whoever glued a Spectrum 48K to your face!"

[Default to the negative]

In many ways, this is metaphor for Russia itself. Putting the blinders on for a virtual reality.

I know someone who is, unfortunately, a Putin fangirl. She thinks Vlad is the bee's knees, no matter what I tell her. She might as well put on the VR headset, like that cow in the OP.

[Flatulent Fox]

A good post.

In many ways, this is metaphor for Russia itself. Putting the blinders on for a virtual reality.

I know someone who is, unfortunately, a Putin fangirl. She thinks Vlad is the bee's knees, no matter what I tell her. She might as well put on the VR headset, like that cow in the OP.

Can I just shock you?
I like Putin.

Also cool cow,surprised none of these so called 'futuristic films' thought to include this sort of thing.
Seriously draw the line at giving electronics to squirrels though.

[Glebe]

"I'll tell you what mate this surprise better be good!"

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Distract them with stuff like this and then plunge those holes out of them.