Fucking hell, they're all dying!

[Cerys]

Jonathan Miller and Clive James - both gone.  Fucksakes!

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

And Legend Gary Rhodes too. It is like 2016 again.

[idunnosomename]

Clive James thought he was dying ten years ago so he did ok really

[Cerys]

Maybe he did die ten years ago, and Jonathan Miller was operating his cadaver.

[Alberon]

Clive James thought he was dying ten years ago so he did ok really

He always seemed to be slightly embarrased that he hadn't died years ago as he said he would.

Glad he was wrong though.

Somebody on the point of bursting into flames from ungoverned anger has written in with a list of my perfidies, which include my still being alive when he has specifically indicated that he wants me dead. He holds me responsible for unforgivable frivolity in the face of climate change, and for my apparent indifference to the forthcoming nuclear war. And for having lived too long.

From internal examination of his violently aggressive prose, I judge him to be an Australian, so he will understand when I encourage him to insert his head in a dead bear's bottom.

I wonder if Margarita Pracatan will sing at his funeral?

[Steve Lampkins]

It's probably bad that my first reaction on seeing those three reports in the most read section on the BBC new website was to come and check how exactly how bananas the death pool thread has gone over this.

[colacentral]

It's obvious that Gary Rhodes has died only to distract attention from Labour being anti-semitic.

[EOLAN]

It's probably bad that my first reaction on seeing those three reports in the most read section on the BBC new website was to come and check how exactly how bananas the death pool thread has gone over this.

I thought I had Clive James; or at least in recent years. Seems I forgot to claim Chuck Berry in 2017 and from same list is Gay Byrne.

Louis CK still has a month to survive my wicked touch.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

My Sister* , as well. Blimey, it never rains, but it pours, eh? Still, she's in good company, I do suppose( apart from that spiky haired chef cunt).

* I don't mean that song by either Tindersticks or Juliana Hatfield, but my beautiful, wonderful, dance-to- Sonic Youth with her daft cunt brother sister , who passed away at 6:07 am this morning after cancer thinking it was being a right hard cunt by claiming her life. She spent the past 8 months saying " Oh, do fuck off, cancer". Cancer got cocky. If I ever get the chance to meet that cancer in person, I'll have words, to say the least.

[Cerys]

I'm so sorry to hear that, Lisa.  Fuck cancer.  Fuck it right in the C.

[BlodwynPig]

Joe Pesci

[Ambient Sheep]

I'm really sorry to hear that, Lisa.  Hope you cope with it as well as possible.

[Endicott]

Take care, LJM.

[Gregory Torso]

My Sister* , as well. Blimey, it never rains, but it pours, eh? Still, she's in good company, I do suppose( apart from that spiky haired chef cunt).

* I don't mean that song by either Tindersticks or Juliana Hatfield, but my beautiful, wonderful, dance-to- Sonic Youth with her daft cunt brother sister , who passed away at 6:07 am this morning after cancer thinking it was being a right hard cunt by claiming her life. She spent the past 8 months saying " Oh, do fuck off, cancer". Cancer got cocky. If I ever get the chance to meet that cancer in person, I'll have words, to say the least.

Sorry to hear this. I'd like to echo above sentiments of Fuck Cancer. I'm starting to think that cancer is a real jerk.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

My Sister* , as well. Blimey, it never rains, but it pours, eh? Still, she's in good company, I do suppose( apart from that spiky haired chef cunt).

* I don't mean that song by either Tindersticks or Juliana Hatfield, but my beautiful, wonderful, dance-to- Sonic Youth with her daft cunt brother sister , who passed away at 6:07 am this morning after cancer thinking it was being a right hard cunt by claiming her life. She spent the past 8 months saying " Oh, do fuck off, cancer". Cancer got cocky. If I ever get the chance to meet that cancer in person, I'll have words, to say the least.

I'm so sorry to hear this, Lisa.

[Small Man Big Horse]

I'm so sorry to hear that Lisa, that's horrendous news.

[touchingcloth]

My Sister* , as well. Blimey, it never rains, but it pours, eh? Still, she's in good company, I do suppose( apart from that spiky haired chef cunt).

* I don't mean that song by either Tindersticks or Juliana Hatfield, but my beautiful, wonderful, dance-to- Sonic Youth with her daft cunt brother sister , who passed away at 6:07 am this morning after cancer thinking it was being a right hard cunt by claiming her life. She spent the past 8 months saying " Oh, do fuck off, cancer". Cancer got cocky. If I ever get the chance to meet that cancer in person, I'll have words, to say the least.

Sorry to hear this. If you need any help hoofing the weird little balls off that twat cancer let me know.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Sorry to hear that LJM

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Sorry mate

[Absorb the anus burn]

Sorry Lisa... Look after yourself.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I'm sorry myself for  hogging this thread meant for more famous types, but everyone's msgs of condolence are appreciated. I 'm still in a birrova state of shock and accepting the  reality of this seemingly unreal situation.

[checkoutgirl]

I'm sorry myself for  hogging this thread meant for more famous types

Apology accepted.

[Cerys]

I'm sorry myself for  hogging this thread meant for more famous types

Fuck 'em.  They've got enough people remembering them as it is.

[imitationleather]

Hope you're holding up alright, LJM.

[Jodie Comer]

birrova

Going scouse isn't going to bring me back.

Joking aside, take care LJM.

[Jittlebags]

It's only a Wednesday. Death must have something else planned for the weekend and is clearly trying to get his chores out of the way early. Maybe he's got a new Box Set in?

[Jittlebags]

Or he's bought a new pocket fanny

[Ray Travez]

Sorry to hear this Lisa JAMC.

[Blue Jam]

Hugs to you LJAMC, take care of yourself x

[king_tubby]

Ah jeez, my condolences. Look after yourself.