Author Topic: No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!  (Read 5434 times)

Re: No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!
« Reply #90 on: March 24, 2020, 03:13:45 PM »
My vasectomy was supposed to be carried out under general anesthetic on Thursday but, of course, it's not going to happen due to the apocalypse.

Am I destined to remain fertile forever? Like Chris Eubank!

Re: No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!
« Reply #91 on: March 24, 2020, 04:48:10 PM »
The fallen need replacing, get breeding, but don't spawn any underlying health condition sorts.

Re: No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!
« Reply #92 on: March 24, 2020, 04:56:43 PM »
Matt Hancock's just recommended in parliament that anyone who's had a vasectomy cancelled due to coronavirus is to "simply finish off like in a dirty movie; Face, backside, chest, the choice is yours."

NHS 111 are echoing that advice, although WebMD have thrown in feet as well, the dirty basts.

Re: No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!
« Reply #93 on: March 24, 2020, 05:02:19 PM »


Am I destined to remain fertile forever? Like Chris Eubank!

Yes. And not only that, like Chris Eubank, you're also destined to ponce about in Brighton wearing jodphurs and a monacle desperately trying to get noticed.

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