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No Mr SteveDave I Expect You To Be Sterile!

Started by SteveDave, November 28, 2019, 11:25:06 AM

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SteveDave

My vasectomy was supposed to be carried out under general anesthetic on Thursday but, of course, it's not going to happen due to the apocalypse.

Am I destined to remain fertile forever? Like Chris Eubank!

Bazooka

The fallen need replacing, get breeding, but don't spawn any underlying health condition sorts.

Matt Hancock's just recommended in parliament that anyone who's had a vasectomy cancelled due to coronavirus is to "simply finish off like in a dirty movie; Face, backside, chest, the choice is yours."

NHS 111 are echoing that advice, although WebMD have thrown in feet as well, the dirty basts.

Quote from: SteveDave on March 24, 2020, 03:13:45 PM


Am I destined to remain fertile forever? Like Chris Eubank!

Yes. And not only that, like Chris Eubank, you're also destined to ponce about in Brighton wearing jodphurs and a monacle desperately trying to get noticed.