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alan nagsworth

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BEST NUT
« on: November 28, 2019, 07:12:00 PM »
Been eating loads of nuts lately. None of that salted garbage or maple-roasted in a bear's cock or anything like that, just NUTS plain and simple

So what's the best one? And I don't mean to make into a milk or to decorate a cake or to look at. I just mean to eat in its pure form. I can tell you it's not almond. Almond is fucking stupid, dry and annoying to eat. In the bin with you almond you dirty old bollocks

Anyway enough bickering. The best nut is the brazil nut. Big and sweet, great texture, just all round great for a chomp.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2019, 07:12:39 PM »
Fucksake! It's No Nut November!

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2019, 07:13:58 PM »
Lefty.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2019, 07:15:14 PM »
The best nut is the nut that is the pecanut.

Unless you are adulterating your nuts with salt or something else, in which case it's a cashew, the most versatile of nuts perhaps because eaten raw and unadorned it is crap.

The nut that gets the most use in cooking is the walnut, although almost all of them have their uses in the pan.

alan nagsworth

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2019, 07:15:45 PM »
Fucksake! It's No Nut November!

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2019, 07:17:17 PM »
I'm going with the cashew.  Once a luxury nut, now widely available even for scum.  It's just a nice nut.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2019, 07:18:24 PM »
I eat walnuts every day. They're good.

I'm also partial to monkey nuts.

Nice to see they have unsalted pistachios now.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2019, 07:22:15 PM »
Hazelnut, close AND LOCK the thread.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2019, 07:22:54 PM »
mixed Nuts and raisons

EDIT: mixed Nut and raisons
« Last Edit: November 28, 2019, 07:39:24 PM by kittens »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2019, 07:24:09 PM »
1. Macadamia
2. Pistachio
3. Pine

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2019, 07:25:20 PM »
Bofa

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2019, 07:25:38 PM »
I've been digging cashews lately but for me the humble peanut will always be big daddy

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2019, 07:27:45 PM »
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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2019, 07:33:34 PM »
plain

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2019, 07:35:36 PM »
Nuts without salt are a heresy so I shall not be posting in this thread.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2019, 07:46:31 PM »
I enjoyed a pistachio yesterday. A single pistachio wrapped in a plastic packet shipped over from.. I DUNNO, BELIZE.

BEAT THAT

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2019, 08:02:12 PM »

pean'ts

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2019, 08:35:47 PM »
I'm going with the cashew.  Once a luxury nut, now widely available even for scum.  It's just a nice nut.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2019, 08:36:38 PM »
Actual fresh green almond dipped in some salt. Lovely stuff

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2019, 08:37:56 PM »
pistaccchio nut

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2019, 08:38:03 PM »
Ooh COBNUT too. Best name nut for sure. COBNUT

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2019, 08:38:50 PM »
Oh god I don't know

alan nagsworth

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2019, 08:44:51 PM »
i don't know why i started this piece of shit thread

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2019, 08:46:38 PM »
Ooh COBNUT too. Best name nut for sure. COBNUT

spelled CO CO NUT dumass.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2019, 08:51:16 PM »
nut telling you.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2019, 08:56:11 PM »
It is the humble peanut. If you say it's anything else you're just a pretentious twat and should probably go and live in a bin.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2019, 08:57:44 PM »
It will always be cashew, then walnut.

I love old fashioned, basic monkey nuts for the pure satisfaction of cracking them open and accessing the sweet treasure inside, like a chimp would have to do. Back to basicsm

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2019, 09:04:39 PM »
Nom nom I love nuts. Could eat a full bag of cashew nuts easy.

alan nagsworth

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2019, 09:18:53 PM »
i don't know why i started this piece of shit thread

oh yeah because i fuckin love nuts!!!

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2019, 09:21:51 PM »