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BEST NUT

Started by alan nagsworth, November 28, 2019, 07:12:00 PM

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alan nagsworth

Been eating loads of nuts lately. None of that salted garbage or maple-roasted in a bear's cock or anything like that, just NUTS plain and simple

So what's the best one? And I don't mean to make into a milk or to decorate a cake or to look at. I just mean to eat in its pure form. I can tell you it's not almond. Almond is fucking stupid, dry and annoying to eat. In the bin with you almond you dirty old bollocks

Anyway enough bickering. The best nut is the brazil nut. Big and sweet, great texture, just all round great for a chomp.

Lock the thread.

imitationleather

Fucksake! It's No Nut November!

Please lock the thread.


Inspector Norse

The best nut is the nut that is the pecanut.

Unless you are adulterating your nuts with salt or something else, in which case it's a cashew, the most versatile of nuts perhaps because eaten raw and unadorned it is crap.

The nut that gets the most use in cooking is the walnut, although almost all of them have their uses in the pan.

alan nagsworth

Quote from: imitationleather on November 28, 2019, 07:12:39 PM
Fucksake! It's No Nut November!

Please lock the thread.

cum one cum all into my nut thread

shiftwork2

I'm going with the cashew.  Once a luxury nut, now widely available even for scum.  It's just a nice nut.

NoSleep

I eat walnuts every day. They're good.

I'm also partial to monkey nuts.

Nice to see they have unsalted pistachios now.

Hazelnut, close AND LOCK the thread.

kittens

#8
mixed Nuts and raisons

EDIT: mixed Nut and raisons

hamfist

1. Macadamia
2. Pistachio
3. Pine

king_tubby


spaghetamine

I've been digging cashews lately but for me the humble peanut will always be big daddy

Sherringford Hovis

1. Swage
2. Castle
3. Prevailing torque lock

chveik


Nuts without salt are a heresy so I shall not be posting in this thread.

(Pecan).

Shoulders?-Stomach!

I enjoyed a pistachio yesterday. A single pistachio wrapped in a plastic packet shipped over from.. I DUNNO, BELIZE.

BEAT THAT

Dex Sawash


H-O-W-L

Quote from: shiftwork2 on November 28, 2019, 07:17:17 PM
I'm going with the cashew.  Once a luxury nut, now widely available even for scum.  It's just a nice nut.

Only because of slavery (not a joke).

PlanktonSideburns

Actual fresh green almond dipped in some salt. Lovely stuff


PlanktonSideburns

Ooh COBNUT too. Best name nut for sure. COBNUT

Cuellar


alan nagsworth

i don't know why i started this piece of shit thread

kittens

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on November 28, 2019, 08:38:03 PM
Ooh COBNUT too. Best name nut for sure. COBNUT

spelled CO CO NUT dumass.

hamfist


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

It is the humble peanut. If you say it's anything else you're just a pretentious twat and should probably go and live in a bin.

bgmnts

It will always be cashew, then walnut.

I love old fashioned, basic monkey nuts for the pure satisfaction of cracking them open and accessing the sweet treasure inside, like a chimp would have to do. Back to basicsm

Lost Oliver

Nom nom I love nuts. Could eat a full bag of cashew nuts easy.

alan nagsworth

Quote from: alan nagsworth on November 28, 2019, 08:44:51 PM
i don't know why i started this piece of shit thread

oh yeah because i fuckin love nuts!!!

Cuellar