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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2019, 09:24:26 PM »
Well in the mood for a Scrunty Nut Pea Funch now

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« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2019, 09:53:04 PM »
BEST NUT?
CHESTNUT.

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« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2019, 10:00:36 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2019, 10:10:41 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2019, 10:17:17 PM »
I do not have to stand for this.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2019, 11:20:19 PM »
Anyway enough bickering. The best nut is the brazil nut. Big and sweet, great texture, just all round great for a chomp.

Lock the thread.

Marry me.

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« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2019, 01:51:59 AM »

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« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2019, 06:18:18 AM »
Marry me.

Sorry I’m already married to nuts

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2019, 06:41:11 AM »
I'm already married to SNG.  We can make it work.

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« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2019, 08:02:24 AM »
My partner made entirely of nuts says that’s not okay. I’m sorry, I tried reasoning with them but they’re fucking NUTS

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« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2019, 08:18:39 AM »
A lot of nuts aren't nuts, that's nuts haha

Seriouslth though fuck off with yer science an that. I'll be the judge of what's a cunting nut or not!
 
Almond. Not a nut. Me: IS A NUT!

Oh and another thing cuntox. Aahhhhhhhmond sounds shit like you're a TWAT from Surrey so it's AL-MOND from now on, K? If you don't like it fuck off you absolute prick.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2019, 10:10:35 AM »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2019, 10:14:06 AM »
They're all pretty great aren't they. A better question would be what's the worst nut?

I'm a bit wary about chowing down on loadsa nuts these days cos I went mental on a bag of Brazil nuts once and had really bad and painful constipation.

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« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2019, 10:21:53 AM »
I'm crackers about nuts.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2019, 10:23:29 AM »
Actually I think it's pistachio. That little bit of extra effort makes it all the sweeter.

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« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2019, 10:34:02 AM »
Tagnuts.

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« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2019, 10:38:02 AM »
cashew

Bless you. HAHAHA

Does anyone remember Ronnie Corb-Nut?
Bizarre Northern comedian from the 80's, appeared on James Whale with nut-based gags and songs.
He would hum Nutbush City Limits with peanuts stuffed in his nostrils wearing a big walnut shaped hat

*Edit - Found it!

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2019, 11:35:21 AM »
Doughnut?

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2019, 12:20:18 PM »
A better question would be what's the worst nut?


hazelnut

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2019, 12:27:16 PM »
Best nut is peazlenut end of.

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« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2019, 12:27:50 PM »
anyone tried deez nuts?

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« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2019, 12:31:36 PM »
The first nut is the sweetest

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2019, 12:37:57 PM »
Pumpkin seeds should count as a nut. Yum.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2019, 12:43:05 PM »
Pumpkin seeds should count as a nut. Yum.

Easier to do if you call them pepitas

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2019, 12:43:29 PM »
Brazil nuts are malignant. They sit in bags of mixed nuts like some kind of cuckoo toad, pushing the others nuts out. Hazels and almonds and cashews should learn how to lay their eggs in them so the little nuts hatch and eat the evil fuckers from the inside. Wasp larvae tier horror but deserved.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2019, 12:48:58 PM »
Also someone should tell walnuts that pecans do everything they try to do but so much better.

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« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2019, 01:09:31 PM »
[tag]SteveDave runs screaming from thread[/tag]

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« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2019, 01:18:40 PM »
"Have you got a couple of big hairy nuts?"

Get out! Get out of Nut World!

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« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2019, 01:20:05 PM »
Also someone should tell walnuts that pecans do everything they try to do but so much better.

Nah... pecans lack the high omega 3 content of walnuts. Mere pretenders.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2019, 01:21:43 PM »
STOP NAMING NUTS