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BEST NUT

Started by alan nagsworth, November 28, 2019, 07:12:00 PM

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Inspector Norse

Well in the mood for a Scrunty Nut Pea Funch now

Cold Meat Platter


flotemysost


Sherringford Hovis


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I do not have to stand for this.

FLOUNCE

Cerys

Quote from: alan nagsworth on November 28, 2019, 07:12:00 PM
Anyway enough bickering. The best nut is the brazil nut. Big and sweet, great texture, just all round great for a chomp.

Lock the thread.

Marry me.

ProvanFan


alan nagsworth


Cerys

I'm already married to SNG.  We can make it work.

alan nagsworth

My partner made entirely of nuts says that's not okay. I'm sorry, I tried reasoning with them but they're fucking NUTS

poo

A lot of nuts aren't nuts, that's nuts haha

Seriouslth though fuck off with yer science an that. I'll be the judge of what's a cunting nut or not!

Almond. Not a nut. Me: IS A NUT!

Oh and another thing cuntox. Aahhhhhhhmond sounds shit like you're a TWAT from Surrey so it's AL-MOND from now on, K? If you don't like it fuck off you absolute prick.

Endicott


Chollis

They're all pretty great aren't they. A better question would be what's the worst nut?

I'm a bit wary about chowing down on loadsa nuts these days cos I went mental on a bag of Brazil nuts once and had really bad and painful constipation.

Cold Meat Platter

I'm crackers about nuts.

Cuellar

Actually I think it's pistachio. That little bit of extra effort makes it all the sweeter.


darby o chill

#46
Quote from: shiftwork2 on November 28, 2019, 07:17:17 PM
cashew

Bless you. HAHAHA

Does anyone remember Ronnie Corb-Nut?
Bizarre Northern comedian from the 80's, appeared on James Whale with nut-based gags and songs.
He would hum Nutbush City Limits with peanuts stuffed in his nostrils wearing a big walnut shaped hat

*Edit - Found it!


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Dex Sawash

Quote from: Chollis on November 29, 2019, 10:14:06 AM
A better question would be what's the worst nut?


hazelnut

Buelligan

Best nut is peazlenut end of.

Chollis

anyone tried deez nuts?

idunnosomename

The first nut is the sweetest

NoSleep

Pumpkin seeds should count as a nut. Yum.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: NoSleep on November 29, 2019, 12:37:57 PM
Pumpkin seeds should count as a nut. Yum.

Easier to do if you call them pepitas

Norton Canes

Brazil nuts are malignant. They sit in bags of mixed nuts like some kind of cuckoo toad, pushing the others nuts out. Hazels and almonds and cashews should learn how to lay their eggs in them so the little nuts hatch and eat the evil fuckers from the inside. Wasp larvae tier horror but deserved.

Norton Canes

Also someone should tell walnuts that pecans do everything they try to do but so much better.

FredNurke

[tag]SteveDave runs screaming from thread[/tag]

idunnosomename

"Have you got a couple of big hairy nuts?"

Get out! Get out of Nut World!

NoSleep

Quote from: Norton Canes on November 29, 2019, 12:48:58 PM
Also someone should tell walnuts that pecans do everything they try to do but so much better.

Nah... pecans lack the high omega 3 content of walnuts. Mere pretenders.

Blue Jam