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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2019, 01:28:24 PM »
Almond.

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« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2019, 01:39:12 PM »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #62 on: November 29, 2019, 02:13:22 PM »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2019, 04:14:06 PM »
Brazil nuts are malignant. They sit in bags of mixed nuts like some kind of cuckoo toad, pushing the others nuts out. Hazels and almonds and cashews should learn how to lay their eggs in them so the little nuts hatch and eat the evil fuckers from the inside. Wasp larvae tier horror but deserved.

Blasphemy.  Finding a Brazil nut in amongst the rest is like discovering a curly fry in the midst of a bag of straight chips.  Only better.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2019, 04:21:04 PM »
I prefer wine gums.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2019, 04:39:11 PM »
Imagine if Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a musical called NUTS where a bunch of nuts sing songs about themselves

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2019, 04:54:52 PM »
only really eat nuts roasted nowadays, ~6mins in a hot oven on a baking tray, transfer them to a bowl and guzzle them hot, accompanied by some shite film.  They only need salt if they are turning a bit stale, especially walnuts which turn rather bitter quite quickly.

The exception is Brazil nuts, the only nut which is best enjoyed naked, raw and unadorned.  Even covering them in chocolate does nothing to improve them.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #67 on: November 29, 2019, 08:44:25 PM »
Imagine if Angrew Lloyg Wegger wrote a musical called NUTS where a bunch of nuts sing songs about themselves

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #68 on: November 29, 2019, 08:51:57 PM »
Miiiidnight

Not a sound from the wallllnutttt

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« Reply #69 on: November 29, 2019, 08:56:14 PM »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2019, 07:24:32 AM »
Dry roasties. I love a bag of dry roasties, me. I'm just going to open a bag for breakfast.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2019, 10:23:38 AM »
I'm salty about nuts.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2019, 10:54:54 AM »
Almond.

yep, almond is clearly the KING OF NUTS.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2019, 11:06:51 AM »
yep, almond is clearly a dirty old bollocks

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2019, 11:07:47 AM »

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2019, 11:15:38 AM »
Walnut, why isn't it wallnut? And how would you even spell a null called a walnut since walnut already incorrectly uses that sequence of letters.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2019, 12:09:43 PM »
It means 'foreign nut' apparently.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2019, 04:20:56 PM »
Yup, and the 'wal' is cognate with the surname 'Waugh' (Romance / Welsh-speaking foreigner), related to 'Walloon' and (more distantly) 'Vlach', and for good measure is the singular of 'Wales'.

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« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2019, 04:22:47 PM »
I read the word Wales came from the Saxon word waelas meaning foreigner or something.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2019, 04:35:44 PM »
Eating peanuts post Brexit could be a bit risky. Currently, the USA has to comply with EU pre export checks to certify and document that peanut and peanut products comply with maximum levels of aflatoxins (toxic and carcinogenic). What's Boris intending to do about this to ensure the nut chomper's continued safety ?

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2019, 04:36:41 PM »
Yup, and the 'wal' is cognate with the surname 'Waugh' (Romance / Welsh-speaking foreigner), related to 'Walloon' and (more distantly) 'Vlach', and for good measure is the singular of 'Wales'.

So maps of the British Isles just have the word "foreigners" where Wales is.

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2019, 04:37:22 PM »
Eating peanuts post Brexit could be a bit risky. Currently, the USA has to comply with EU pre export checks to certify and document that peanut and peanut products comply with maximum levels of aflatoxins (toxic and carcinogenic). What's Boris intending to do about this to ensure the nut chomper's continued safety ?

Most walnuts are from the US. I notice most peanuts are from China.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2019, 04:51:47 PM »
You're right. Looks like US nuts come straight in with their Peanut Passport, whereas

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Imports of certain foodstuffs from certain non-EU countries such as the import of peanuts from Brazil, China, Egypt, Ghana and India, hazelnuts and pistachios from Turkey, pistachios from Iran, and Brazil nuts from Brazil are subject to special conditions due to contamination risk by aflatoxins.

This means that consignments can only enter the EU through specific ports or airports which are designated points of import (DPIs).

Presumably there are nut inspectors at these DPIs ?

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2019, 04:55:06 PM »
Just as well that we can take back control and do away with shit like this.

https://www.cbi.eu/market-information/processed-fruit-vegetables-edible-nuts/groundnuts-peanuts-europe/

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2019, 12:47:18 AM »
So maps of the British Isles just have the word "foreigners" where Wales is.

Pretty much.  It's the equivalent of 'here be dragons', ironically enough.

Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2019, 01:26:05 AM »
Yma mae cnau ella?

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2019, 05:47:54 AM »
'Fallai :)

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Re: BEST NUT
« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2019, 12:45:40 PM »

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