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Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« on: November 29, 2019, 12:10:48 PM »
Night thought "I must give up junk food and I will go straight into work and throw out all those bags of crisps I have hanging around my desk"

Day thought "Ooh crisps num num num"  *crunch munch gulp*

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I get all guilty and resolutional in the evening and sleeping must wipe that shit from my mind completely. Strange phenomenon.

Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2019, 12:26:01 PM »
I know exactly what you mean. I've finished my healthy packed lunch but I'm definitely going to go and buy some crisps and chocolate now. Later, when I'm laying in bed all bloated like a river corpse, I'll pledge to change in the morning. Same as every day. Classic.

Cuellar

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2019, 12:31:17 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT: "What the fuck am I doing with life? Must make changes, must do something"
DAY THOUGHT: "Only half an hour til lunch, then a few hours til home, just make it through the day, don't think too much, then I'll just lay around all evening I reckon doing nothing, nothing at all"
NIGHT THOUGHT: "I've fucked it again"

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2019, 12:31:46 PM »
At night I worry myself stupid over ongoing things that I could quite easily at least start to resolve during the day, then during the day I either don't even think about it or if I do I just think "Naaah, some other time."

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2019, 12:32:08 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT: My family are going to die
DAY THOUGHT: Need a shit

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2019, 12:33:38 PM »
Day Thought: Fucking fed up of playing Slay the Spire every night. Going to read a book or something.
Night Thought: Going to play Slay the Spire until 2 in the morning :-)

By the way there's a Seinfeld bit about this, Night Guy and Morning Guy.


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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2019, 12:35:26 PM »

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2019, 12:35:55 PM »
Gave up chocolate, cakes, biscuits etc. three weeks ago. Fed up (literally, huh!) with finishing lunch/meals then immediately scrabbling around for sweet stuff. Had flu over a weekend which put paid to my appetite and basically forced cold turkey. Next few days were tough but got through with help of dried dates/apricots and yoghurt with fruit and honey. Now at the point where eating anything choc or cakey doesn't really taste nice - and the sugar content makes me completely hyper. Probably hopefully won't go back. See what happens over Christmas.

Crisps, still eating them but never really been that into crisps. Nice bag o' prawn cock around four o'clock sometimes.

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2019, 12:37:05 PM »
Oh, night thoughts, yeah. Where to begin.

Artie Fufkin

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2019, 12:57:11 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT : Drink!
DAY THOUGHT : Drink!

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2019, 12:57:43 PM »
God I wish I could find it. It's Mel Smith right? The announcer says "and here's Night Thoughts" and Mel just silently makes lewd thinking faces for a minute. Or someone like that

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2019, 01:05:31 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT: "What the fuck am I doing with life? Must make changes, must do something"
DAY THOUGHT: "Only half an hour til lunch, then a few hours til home, just make it through the day, don't think too much, then I'll just lay around all evening I reckon doing nothing, nothing at all"
NIGHT THOUGHT: "I've fucked it again"

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Great thread, great comment

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2019, 01:18:33 PM »

Artie Fufkin

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2019, 03:20:45 PM »
God I wish I could find it. It's Mel Smith right? The announcer says "and here's Night Thoughts" and Mel just silently makes lewd thinking faces for a minute. Or someone like that

Yep. Mel. Not The Nine O'Clock News

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2019, 04:52:58 PM »
night thought: im in bed now, this is nice

day thought: looking forward to being in bed again, ill tell you that much, and no fucker mistake

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2019, 10:56:22 PM »
I've evolved to hate the day, hello moon.

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2019, 10:20:56 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT: "What the fuck am I doing with life? Must make changes, must do something"
DAY THOUGHT: "Only half an hour til lunch, then a few hours til home, just make it through the day, don't think too much, then I'll just lay around all evening I reckon doing nothing, nothing at all"
NIGHT THOUGHT: "I've fucked it again"

REPEAT AD GRAVE

A scarily accurate description of my own days and nights.

I am often sitting in my shed in the dark, wrong side of midnight, chuffing merrily on cannabis spliffs and thinking, what in Christ’s fuck are you carrying on like this for? You’re a family man in a respectable job for cunt’s sake. Tomorrow you need to kill yourself or start ragging life arsehole to cunt like an absolute boss.

Next night:

WIFE: I’m off to bed. You coming?
ME: Nah, I’m heading out to shed.

Repeat every night for the last 5 years.

SO YEAH I CAN RELATE

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2019, 10:22:51 PM »
NIGHT THOUGHT: "What the fuck am I doing with life? Must make changes, must do something"
DAY THOUGHT: "Only half an hour til lunch, then a few hours til home, just make it through the day, don't think too much, then I'll just lay around all evening I reckon doing nothing, nothing at all"
NIGHT THOUGHT: "I've fucked it again"

REPEAT AD GRAVE

Basically this, except not even wasting time at work now.

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2019, 10:25:01 PM »
Night Thoughts: shit blank-verse only worthwhile when illustrated by William Blake
Day Thoughts: cant wait until i can drink alcohol again

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2019, 11:23:02 PM »
I bloody love you lot,  you dont half articulate stuff right well. You fuckers are brilliant at it. Thankyou.


Alberon

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2019, 11:30:16 PM »
Night Thoughts:


Day Thoughts:

Alberon

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2019, 11:32:27 PM »
Night Thoughts:


Day Thoughts:

H-O-W-L

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2019, 02:01:25 AM »
Bob Seger considers rewrite from "Wanking to my night thoughts".

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2019, 03:26:23 AM »
Day thought: Fuck, what was I doing last night, I need to get to work, fuck im so behind, i hate this, this is shit.

Night thought: Fuck it, have a drink, sniff some speed you'll work better.... im too high to work, best just post on CaB.

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2019, 03:28:27 AM »
A scarily accurate description of my own days and nights.

I am often sitting in my shed in the dark, wrong side of midnight, chuffing merrily on cannabis spliffs and thinking, what in Christ’s fuck are you carrying on like this for? You’re a family man in a respectable job for cunt’s sake. Tomorrow you need to kill yourself or start ragging life arsehole to cunt like an absolute boss.

Next night:

WIFE: I’m off to bed. You coming?
ME: Nah, I’m heading out to shed.

Repeat every night for the last 5 years.

SO YEAH I CAN RELATE

You could start making positive changes by putting a light in your shed. Doesn't it get rather cold out there? Put a heater in there too.

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2019, 03:32:22 AM »
You could start making positive changes by putting a light in your shed. Doesn't it get rather cold out there? Put a heater in there too.

That's where he fucks kids, best not to illuminate the crime.

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2019, 03:49:13 AM »
At night it's - what's tomorrows challenges?  Ok.

In the morning it's - Fkn sort the challenges mate.And get on with it.

All through it's mostly a vision of me hanging in a hammock drinking Vodka somewhere,and then doing the dancing.

Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2019, 04:42:10 AM »
Day Thoughts:


Night Thoughts:

Noonling

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2019, 08:11:32 AM »
Night thoughts: Tomorrow's the day. Everything will change, I'll be harder, better, stronger, faster.
Day thoughts: Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon

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Re: Night Thoughts Vs Day Thoughts
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2019, 09:18:39 AM »
You could start making positive changes by putting a light in your shed. Doesn't it get rather cold out there? Put a heater in there too.

That would endorse the behaviour. I need to grovel in the dark like the worm I am.