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Here comes the obvious

Started by BlodwynPig, November 29, 2019, 02:20:38 PM

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Troubled hero perhaps? The broadsheets could call him a Pyrrhic hero, to appeal to smartarses like me.

Butchers Blind

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 30, 2019, 01:08:52 PM
Hero! Give him a medal. Wait no. Hmm. My whole binary conception of goodies and baddies

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/30/london-bridge-attack-prisoner-confronted-terrorist-not-hero/

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

steve98

Quote from: Neomod on November 30, 2019, 12:35:42 PM
Apparently one was heard to say "Where's your fuckin' tool?"

And "Come on then! Come on, you bushy-brow'd, Allah-fucking cunt."




JesusAndYourBush

What do people make of the fact the dead man appears to be still moving his arms around after he's supposedly been shot dead?  The poster suggests he's putting his jacket on but it's hard to tell.
Paging Inspector Cluefarter...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwxizCVn2Q


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

It would be bad form for a martyr to turn up at the gates of Paradise without his coat on.


Jockice

Tag: Undertones consider rewrite: Tag.

Head Gardener



fire-extinguisher to the rescue

Kryton

Quote from: Head Gardener on November 30, 2019, 05:31:59 PM


fire-extinguisher to the rescue

Good stuff. Nice cheeky dig with the fire extinguisher in his face too.

JesusAndYourBush

Now I'm hearing "Yakety Sax" in my head.

BlodwynPig

Fucking amateur hour for that Terrorist. Good stuff by those bystanders though, proper on your toes thinking with Narwhal and Fire Extinguisher tag team

Kryton

His last hours on earth he probably thought he'd die being remembered as the guy who was bringing glory to Allah by slaying the kuffars, but instead will be remembered as the fucking chump who got twatted with a narwhal tusk.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Fire extinguisher man could have gone all Irréversible and he'd probably have gotten away with it.

steve98

It would have been nice if Narwhal man could have killed him (instead of the cops): "ALLAH AKBBbbbbbaaaaaaaah". Just lyin' there, on London Bridge, with the 5ft tusk stickin' out his belly; that's the kind of thing they write nursery-rhymes about.

Neomod

Extinguisher Narwhal Tusk Force Assemble!

Butchers Blind

Now, what if everyone in the country was armed with a Narwhal Tusk.  Time to pass that law.

"Elderly Sean Connery who saved San Francisco from chemical weapons holocaust revealed to be hardened criminal who escaped from Alcatraz!!!"

Jockice

Make Rock Lobster our new national anthem.

Jasha

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 30, 2019, 04:07:00 AM
Lordy, look at the eyebrows on the twunty little fuck:



Peter Sutcliffe's not let himself go

imitationleather

I cannot believe you lot are making fun of him. He's not even cold FFS.

BlodwynPig

Narwhal washed up near Battersea bridge just hours later.... minus tusk (true, look at news) Bring narwhal hero to justice

imitationleather

What was that weird Canadian journalist with the hat even doing in London yesterday anyway?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: imitationleather on November 30, 2019, 07:46:51 PM
What was that weird Canadian journalist with the hat even doing in London yesterday anyway?

Bound to be a few 100,000 weirdos in london at any given time

Neomod

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on November 30, 2019, 04:07:00 AM
Lordy, look at the eyebrows on the twunty little fuck:



Police are looking for any associates.


Norton Canes

Does Priti Patel ever not smirk? I mean, however inappropriate the occasion?


idunnosomename

she kind of constantly sucks her cheeks in like that to hold the same resting facial expression. she's a fucking psychopath. also sat in the depths of Essex where they'd vote for a ticking tactical nuke if it had a blue rosette

bgmnts

She's definitely the most shameful wank I've ever had. It's like when Indiana Jones shags that Nazi bird.


JarrowMonkey

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 30, 2019, 10:02:35 PM
she kind of constantly sucks her cheeks in like that to hold the same resting facial expression. she's a fucking psychopath. also sat in the depths of Essex where they'd vote for a ticking tactical nuke if it had a blue rosette

Still would though, she'd love a bit of socialism , Jarrow style