Author Topic: Here comes the obvious  (Read 4475 times)

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #120 on: November 30, 2019, 01:08:52 PM »
Hero! Give him a medal. Wait no. Hmm. My whole binary conception of goodies and baddies

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/30/london-bridge-attack-prisoner-confronted-terrorist-not-hero/

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #121 on: November 30, 2019, 01:21:28 PM »
Troubled hero perhaps? The broadsheets could call him a Pyrrhic hero, to appeal to smartarses like me.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #122 on: November 30, 2019, 01:27:24 PM »
Hero! Give him a medal. Wait no. Hmm. My whole binary conception of goodies and baddies

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/30/london-bridge-attack-prisoner-confronted-terrorist-not-hero/

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #123 on: November 30, 2019, 02:54:10 PM »
Apparently one was heard to say "Where's your fuckin' tool?"

And "Come on then! Come on, you bushy-brow'd, Allah-fucking cunt."




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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #124 on: November 30, 2019, 03:22:58 PM »
What do people make of the fact the dead man appears to be still moving his arms around after he's supposedly been shot dead?  The poster suggests he's putting his jacket on but it's hard to tell.
Paging Inspector Cluefarter...
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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #125 on: November 30, 2019, 03:31:44 PM »
It would be bad form for a martyr to turn up at the gates of Paradise without his coat on.

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #126 on: November 30, 2019, 03:41:52 PM »
Think you have seen the shittest hot take on this thing? Beat you:

https://twitter.com/Suffragentleman/status/1200475428596654083

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #127 on: November 30, 2019, 05:14:02 PM »
Tag: Undertones consider rewrite: Tag.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #128 on: November 30, 2019, 05:31:59 PM »


fire-extinguisher to the rescue

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2019, 05:46:00 PM »


fire-extinguisher to the rescue

Good stuff. Nice cheeky dig with the fire extinguisher in his face too.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #130 on: November 30, 2019, 05:50:54 PM »
Now I'm hearing "Yakety Sax" in my head.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #131 on: November 30, 2019, 06:09:25 PM »
Fucking amateur hour for that Terrorist. Good stuff by those bystanders though, proper on your toes thinking with Narwhal and Fire Extinguisher tag team

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #132 on: November 30, 2019, 06:15:34 PM »
His last hours on earth he probably thought he'd die being remembered as the guy who was bringing glory to Allah by slaying the kuffars, but instead will be remembered as the fucking chump who got twatted with a narwhal tusk.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #133 on: November 30, 2019, 06:18:10 PM »
Fire extinguisher man could have gone all Irréversible and he'd probably have gotten away with it.

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #134 on: November 30, 2019, 06:39:37 PM »
It would have been nice if Narwhal man could have killed him (instead of the cops): "ALLAH AKBBbbbbbaaaaaaaah". Just lyin' there, on London Bridge, with the 5ft tusk stickin' out his belly; that's the kind of thing they write nursery-rhymes about.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #135 on: November 30, 2019, 06:58:26 PM »
Extinguisher Narwhal Tusk Force Assemble!

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #136 on: November 30, 2019, 07:04:20 PM »
Now, what if everyone in the country was armed with a Narwhal Tusk.  Time to pass that law.

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #137 on: November 30, 2019, 07:12:30 PM »
"Elderly Sean Connery who saved San Francisco from chemical weapons holocaust revealed to be hardened criminal who escaped from Alcatraz!!!"

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #138 on: November 30, 2019, 07:35:47 PM »
Make Rock Lobster our new national anthem.

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #139 on: November 30, 2019, 07:38:13 PM »
Lordy, look at the eyebrows on the twunty little fuck:



Peter Sutcliffe's not let himself go

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #140 on: November 30, 2019, 07:39:47 PM »
I cannot believe you lot are making fun of him. He's not even cold FFS.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #141 on: November 30, 2019, 07:45:44 PM »
Narwhal washed up near Battersea bridge just hours later.... minus tusk (true, look at news) Bring narwhal hero to justice

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #142 on: November 30, 2019, 07:46:51 PM »
What was that weird Canadian journalist with the hat even doing in London yesterday anyway?

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #143 on: November 30, 2019, 07:47:56 PM »
What was that weird Canadian journalist with the hat even doing in London yesterday anyway?

Bound to be a few 100,000 weirdos in london at any given time

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #144 on: November 30, 2019, 09:01:49 PM »
Lordy, look at the eyebrows on the twunty little fuck:



Police are looking for any associates.


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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #145 on: November 30, 2019, 09:52:34 PM »
Does Priti Patel ever not smirk? I mean, however inappropriate the occasion?


Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2019, 10:02:35 PM »
she kind of constantly sucks her cheeks in like that to hold the same resting facial expression. she's a fucking psychopath. also sat in the depths of Essex where they'd vote for a ticking tactical nuke if it had a blue rosette

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #147 on: November 30, 2019, 10:04:30 PM »
She's definitely the most shameful wank I've ever had. It's like when Indiana Jones shags that Nazi bird.

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Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #148 on: November 30, 2019, 11:54:01 PM »

Re: Here comes the obvious
« Reply #149 on: December 01, 2019, 12:33:57 AM »
she kind of constantly sucks her cheeks in like that to hold the same resting facial expression. she's a fucking psychopath. also sat in the depths of Essex where they'd vote for a ticking tactical nuke if it had a blue rosette

Still would though, she’d love a bit of socialism , Jarrow style

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