Author Topic: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)  (Read 25353 times)

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2019, 08:51:58 PM »
Wrong title

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2019, 08:54:50 PM »
FUCKS SAKE

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2019, 09:05:23 PM »
Sorry for reporting THE NEWS.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2019, 09:07:39 PM »
Sorry for reporting THE NEWS.

What news?

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2019, 09:11:57 PM »
Ten o'clock maybe

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2019, 09:13:25 PM »
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...Sir David Attenborough says it is "shameful" of the Prime Minister not to attend last night's climate change debate.

"I don't know what else he had to do, but it would have to be very, very important to dodge this one."...

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1200477059350446080


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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2019, 09:14:57 PM »
Sorry for reporting THE NEWS.

you're implying that the green party is institutionally racist.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2019, 10:00:16 PM »
GREEN SUPREMACY!!!!!

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2019, 10:54:44 PM »
God almighty Nick Robinson's hosting the Corbyn/Johnson debate next Friday.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2019, 10:57:21 PM »
God almighty Nick Robinson's hosting the Corbyn/Johnson debate next Friday.

What's he like?

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2019, 10:58:55 PM »
Well that question about mistruths he asked Long-Bailey tonight was fucking ludicrous.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2019, 11:09:07 PM »
Yeah, he's just another establishment Tory stooge.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2019, 11:13:39 PM »
Head of the young conservatives at Uni wasn't he?

He does at least hide it better than Kuennsberg, although I'm sure he'd be up for doing his bit to damage a leftwing Labour leader.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2019, 11:14:50 PM »
He was the best character in Peep Show.


Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2019, 03:33:16 AM »




Agree with these.  There's still a lot of social media buzzing about Gove's antics at the debate the other day, which is just what the tories want.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2019, 03:43:41 AM »
disinclined to believe that we should only be sharing Labour's policies. Tell the cunts that they have a choice between Tory managed job-wipeout Brexit, or a second ref and the NHS. That's the decision.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2019, 07:34:49 AM »
Yes, push the agenda is what they are saying. Don’t allow yourself to be suddenly spending all your time debating and defending spurious claims of anti semitism or terrorism or whatever the Tory media fart out at you that morning.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2019, 07:45:54 AM »
Interesting comments from right-wing journos on the twatter re Johnson having questions to answer about the London Bridge incident.

Naively I would have thought this would play into Tory hands. The decision to release the attacker on licence was made by Tory and media favourite Justice Leveson; and Tories presumably think the whole idea of early release is ridiculous, and can point their fingers at that. Given the narrative around Corbyn, they won't have a hard job of convincing a credulous media and public that Corbyn would probably have invited the perpetrator round to tea rather than sending them down in the first place. So it's odd that the kneejerk response is that the PM is responsible.

Meanwhile, BBC made a huge effort to emphasise the speed of the police response, I suspect partly in anticipation of Labour returning to a police cuts angle. Actually the issue is much broader - the whole justice system has been cut, courts are running on a shoestring, prisons are overcrowded and the probation service has been privatised with an inevitable increase in officers' workloads and a corresponding reduction in their ability to supervise offenders. However these broader issues are harder to communicate and get support for.

(I meant to say that I find it a bit grubby to exploit events like this for campaigning purposes, but since that's inevitably going to happen one may as well comment on it).

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2019, 08:29:44 AM »
Just wondering if people without penises and people whose penises are asleep are also included in this thread's entreaty to remove the Johnson.  I know, I already complained about the erection in the last recocking thread.  But you keep pushing it in my face.  Take it away.  Please

I may be forced to bite.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2019, 09:10:01 AM »
https://twitter.com/respectisvital/status/1200572209464532992?s=21

Look at the state of this cunt

No 9ne who stands for the racist Labour Party should be in politics eh Matt? Perhaps you could make it illegal when you get your massive majority and control the courts.

I mean not you, obviously, you're useless.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2019, 09:12:19 AM »
Yes, very good.  You know that charming man, Robert Rowland, is a hedge fund manager who works for Crispin Odey.  You remember him, don't you?

Quote from: The Daily MAIL - I won't link it
A hedge fund tycoon made more than £220 million for himself and his investors yesterday after betting on Brexit.

As many in the City nursed heavy losses, staunch Leave supporter Crispin Odey declared: ‘I think I may be the winner.’

He is one of a handful of hedge fund bosses to have hit the jackpot after taking big ‘short’ positions on company stocks and sterling, betting on their value falling in the aftermath of a vote to Leave.

And Rowland has the nerve to ask for empirical proof that a Brexit cliff-edge exists.


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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2019, 09:15:40 AM »
Haha! This isn't really on topic but CHECK OUT THIS DUNCE too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxeKSAryCeA
How I'd love to use, "I was and remain a Professor of Economics" like that, adding a little, "you twat" at the end.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2019, 09:18:13 AM »
Just wondering if people without penises and people whose penises are asleep are also included in this thread's entreaty to remove the Johnson.  I know, I already complained about the erection in the last recocking thread.  But you keep pushing it in my face.  Take it away.  Please

I may be forced to bite.

Nipples can be erect too.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2019, 09:22:35 AM »
Speak for yourself.