General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)

[Big Mclargehuge]

Ferrying the missus to go and vote just after 9, then exit poll which in turn will decide the booze I spend the rest of the night nursing.

[imitationleather]

I still haven't been. :D

[mrpupkin]

Loads of us door knocking to get the vote out in Kensington today in miserable conditions, nary a blue or orange equivalent in sight. Hopeful.

[Blue Jam]

Did it ten hours ago. Itching to do it again.

I can recommend becoming a poxy voter. Putting a cross in the same box on two papers feels nice.

That is, if you're a poxy for someone who supports the same candidate as you, but if you're a poxy for a would-be Tory voter you can always fuck them over. Mwahahahaha.

[Captain Z]

I still haven't been. :D

Typical Jerry McRobyns lefty layabout.

[Dex Sawash]

I still haven't been. :D

Greggs report then

[Buelligan]

I still haven't been. :D

You think it's a laughing matter.  Ask yourself, what happens if you accidentally die whilst you're fannying about?

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What time is the exit poll expected?  Around 10?

[Blue Jam]

What time is the exit poll expected?  Around 10?

Yes.







I am nervous.

[Buelligan]

That's 11 for me then.  I'm not sure if I can stand this waiting.

[gilbertharding]

Can I just say, if anyone hasn't gone out and done their duty, they should do it now or be forever a fucking shamed.  Thanks in advance.

I'm still at work, but I assure you I will.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Voted at seven this morning.  This is the most emotionally invested I've ever been in wanting the Conservatives weakened and Labour strengthened.

[Mister Six]

I can recommend becoming a poxy voter. Putting a cross in the same box on two papers feels nice.

That is, if you're a poxy for someone who supports the same candidate as you, but if you're a poxy for a would-be Tory voter you can always fuck them over. Mwahahahaha.

It's "proxy", not "poxy". Stop insulting yourself!

[king_tubby]

Voted. A few people wandering in at 5. Partner voted earlier and the tellers said turnout was good, safe Labour seat though so meh.

Gonna order a fuck ton of sushi cos tomorrow all frivolities could be cancelled and all money needed to by guns. Lots of guns.

[The Boston Crab]

Tomorrow is the first day of the start of the rest of the end of our lifes.

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Tomorrow is the first day of the start of the rest of the end of our lifes.

Actually only the morning is.  If you can skip that you will never ever die.

[The Boston Crab]

I'm doing an all nighter so I'll probably be dead by dawn :(((

[idunnosomename]

I was going to vote labour but remembered i hate myself and i want to die so tory for me

[colacentral]

I've been up since 4am to go out and leaflet, then knock on doors. I had to come home at 3pm though cos I was soaked through, been dying of hypothermia here. Going out at 7 for a last big push.

I saw two young Tory canvassers out. They were a sorry sight. Pulled up in their Micra as I was waiting for my car to warm up and I watched them go knock at the first house they came to. No sheets for data, no pile of leaflets, just two cunts with blue rosettes knocking on random doors. The woman who answered had a face on her too, wondering why on earth they were talking to her.

The injustice it would be to lose to these useless wankers after all our volunteers have been out grinding for weeks in this shit weather. I suppose you don't need to canvass when the papers canvass for you.

I too am worried that high turnout isn't necessarily going to translate as a good thing. It could be an army of incels out there queueing up.

Apparently the owner of Fleetwood Town FC messaged all the supporters to say they should vote conservative, as if there's a Labour government they'll lose all their sponsors and the club will go bust.

[jake thunder]

Look at this mad cunt!

[madhair60]

I voted. You put the X next to the one you DEFINITELY DON'T want in right

[danielreal2k]

I voted. You put the X next to the one you DEFINITELY DON'T want in right

Yup that's the one

[dandoystevski]

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Apparently the owner of Fleetwood Town FC messaged all the supporters to say they should vote conservative, as if there's a Labour government they'll lose all their sponsors and the club will go bust.

From memory he went one step further and said that his business, which sponsored the club, would withdraw its sponsorship because of utter noncery and the club would be shafted.  Nice chap. Nicer grave.

Did a a couple of hours of Rainham 'getting the vote out' in a few streets.  Marginal.  Currently Labour but forecasted Tory.  It was a little tough. Mostly doors were unanswered but a fair few people seemed to have drifted from Labour (if they were ever even Labour in the first place, i do wonder where they get the data from about voting intentions) but not all. Loads of canvassers though. Think i did a bang up job making a typical Labour voter look sexually appealing, or at least questionable, so that will probably sway many.

[wosl]

12,000-odd Tory majority 'here' last time (written that way because a boundary re-draw or whatever a while back lumped us into a constituency that carries the name of a town we've never traditionally been associated with) and a stream of Range Rovers on the road leading to the polling station this evening as I walked down, so it's essentially pea-shooters against rocket launchers, but maybe their majority can take a bit of a hit at least.

[Bazooka]

I live in China, so one of you can use my vote, just vote for the team Winston Churchill is the leader of.

[Norton Canes]

Apparently the owner of Fleetwood Town FC messaged all the supporters to say they should vote conservative, as if there's a Labour government they'll lose all their sponsors and the club will go bust

Fuck's sake. My constituency. Although it includes two of the most ridiculously conjoined towns, Lancaster and Fleetwood being separated by extensive fenland and the river Wyre and having practically nothing to do with each other. Cat Smith had a majority of 6,661 last time around so hopefully, hopefully she should be safe from that kind of cuntery.

Oh yeah, just remembered Fleetwood FC are managed by Joey Barton. 

[Thomas]

Anyone got any spare coke to help me get through election night?

+44 20 7222 9000 (CCHQ)

[colacentral]

https://twitter.com/thegoodcatboy/status/1205122573085954048?s=19

ffor the many bboys ., not the few bboys.

vote for yuor future and an future of yuor bboys! 🌹 get your diner egg @jeremycorbyn

#VoteTheToriesOut #VoteLabourToday

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Tank topped bboys

[The Boston Crab]

https://twitter.com/thegoodcatboy/status/1205122573085954048?s=19

Changed my vote to BNP