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Author Topic: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)  (Read 72061 times)

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #180 on: December 02, 2019, 07:52:33 PM »
Not entirely sure London Bridge is entirely in the Tories' favour: the relatives have complained about BJ politicising it. I'm sure he will be asked, repeatedly, to apologise when he next faces an interrogator.

The man who died's father wrote this:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/02/jack-merritt-london-bridge-attack-dave-merritt

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #181 on: December 02, 2019, 07:57:42 PM »
They cut police numbers. A similar thing happened last election. They didn't think they needed more police after that. They've left us all less safe, that's how people should process the terrorist incident.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #182 on: December 02, 2019, 08:03:00 PM »
...when he next faces an interrogator.

November 2034, The Hague.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #183 on: December 02, 2019, 08:20:13 PM »
Trump arrives tonight I believe. Rumoured to have suffered a heart attack last week, hope it doesn't cause him not to fuk Boris over with his lack of brain....

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #184 on: December 02, 2019, 08:38:11 PM »
to be fair on the BBC they have been pushing the "Jack's father says he would be appalled at this shit".

But then this morning on Today there was no challenge to the Justice sec citing the PM's 16 tweets on the legal situation being completely plagiarised from the Secret Barrister's blog

But then the labour shadow transport secretary was really not very good so there

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #185 on: December 02, 2019, 08:46:58 PM »
Christ this focus group thing that was just on Channel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry9SMUurM_k

Was like a free political broadcast for the Tories.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #186 on: December 02, 2019, 08:56:41 PM »
That doesn't look set up at all.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #187 on: December 02, 2019, 08:58:01 PM »
Christ this focus group thing that was just on Channel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry9SMUurM_k

as if these moronic cunts voted labour in 2017 haha "blair was a trustworthy lad, but i don't trust that crbobin fella" come on mate, all of them sound like fucking avid sun and mail readers

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #188 on: December 02, 2019, 08:58:42 PM »
Yeah, the reason vox popses are infuriating is that there's only news values if someone says something you're not expecting.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #189 on: December 02, 2019, 09:00:34 PM »
That was just several idiots in a room together not being challenged by somebody who used to work for Theresa May. I wonder how long they took to assemble them (I doubt that they were a random group)?

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #190 on: December 02, 2019, 09:11:06 PM »
as if these moronic cunts voted labour in 2017 haha "blair was a trustworthy lad, but i don't trust that crbobin fella" come on mate, all of them sound like fucking avid sun and mail readers

Yeah. They reckon they voted for Corbyn two years ago, but they'd never vote for that Corbyn fella. And they all talked total shite.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #191 on: December 02, 2019, 09:12:46 PM »
That was just several idiots in a room together not being challenged by somebody who used to work for Theresa May. I wonder how long they took to assemble them (I doubt that they were a random group)?

They seemed like the bunch a hypnotist would select as the most suggestible out of a large crowd.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #192 on: December 02, 2019, 09:15:06 PM »
Yeah, the reason vox popses are infuriating is that there's only news values if someone says something you're not expecting.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #193 on: December 02, 2019, 10:04:12 PM »
I take it that there's not going to be a Neil vs Johnson showdown now.

The BBC surely have to be held to account for this?

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #194 on: December 03, 2019, 12:24:23 AM »
Christ this focus group thing that was just on Channel 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry9SMUurM_k

Was like a free political broadcast for the Tories.

In a sane world, seeing what a bunch of absolute puddle-drinkers these people were should put people off voting Tory.

One of them reckoned that Brexit was being held up because the billionaires don’t want it to happen, because it was going to be good for the ordinary folk and bad for rich cunts.  For fuck’s sake.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #195 on: December 03, 2019, 12:27:51 AM »
In a sane world, seeing what a bunch of absolute puddle-drinkers these people were should put people off voting Tory.

One of them reckoned that Brexit was being held up because the billionaires don’t want it to happen, because it was going to be good for the ordinary folk and bad for rich cunts.  For fuck’s sake.

That's not the focus group one of us was on was it???

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #196 on: December 03, 2019, 12:41:26 AM »
Not unless it was biggytitbo, I wouldn’t have thought.

Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #197 on: December 03, 2019, 03:02:39 AM »
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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #199 on: December 03, 2019, 07:49:04 AM »
It's a shame that he's campaigning for Berger and Umunna in the constituencies where Labour did much better than the Lib Dems in 2017, but I assume he just believes the fake pissdiamond polls and supports any candidate as long as they are remain.

It seems to be more about getting the Tories out than Brexit but I don't know how he chooses which battles to pick

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #200 on: December 03, 2019, 07:53:23 AM »
Ones near London

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #201 on: December 03, 2019, 10:02:42 AM »
That Channel 4 clip is like Daily Mail bingo but I worry there are enough people out there who think like that, added with people who don't hate Corbyn but don't like him, to swing it for the Tories.

Stuff like this from the Politico Playbook gives me the shivers...

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Away from Donald Trump and NATO, what’s really concerning Labour officials are reports of mass voter defections across the north and Midlands. Senior sources in both Tory and Labour camps told Playbook last night they have seen strong internal evidence suggesting the Tories are doing far better than expected in many traditional Labour-held areas, and may even be ahead in seats previously thought unwinnable. The sort of reception many Labour candidates are receiving on the doorstep from traditional supporters was laid bare on Channel 4 News last night by focus groups of 2017 Labour voters in the West Midlands, almost all of whom said they would vote Tory this time.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #202 on: December 03, 2019, 10:07:57 AM »
Ones near London

I thought you meant Airforce One.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #203 on: December 03, 2019, 10:59:34 AM »
That Channel 4 clip is like Daily Mail bingo but I worry there are enough people out there who think like that, added with people who don't hate Corbyn but don't like him, to swing it for the Tories.

Stuff like this from the Politico Playbook gives me the shivers...


Further down...

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Last night social media analytics firm Graphika published a bombshell report suggesting the way the document was leaked online bears a striking resemblance to … wait for it … Russian disinformation campaigns. Gulp. “The unredacted U.K.-U.S. trade documents that leaked in the lead-up to Britain’s general election were amplified online in a way that closely resembles the known Russian information operation ‘Secondary Infektion,’” the report concludes. “The similarities to Secondary Infektion are not enough to provide conclusive attribution...

Yeah, right. Fuck off then.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #204 on: December 03, 2019, 11:05:31 AM »
YEH FUCK OFF. WHOEVER TYPED THAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS THREAT TO THE UK OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #205 on: December 03, 2019, 11:06:45 AM »
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-general-election-advert-ban-google-fake-news-manifesto-labour-a9223846.html
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Google has banned eight different adverts paid for by the Conservatives over the last month because they broke its rules, The Independent can reveal.

The move by the search giant comes amid mounting concerns about the Tories’ use of disinformation and fake news as campaigning tools at the general election.

Transparency data released by the search giant this week shows that the adverts “violated Google’s advertising policies” and had been removed.

Six of the banned adverts were put up by the Tories on the day of the Labour manifesto launch – when the Conservative Party set up a fake website called labourmanifesto.co.uk purporting to contain the opposition’s policies.

During that incident, the Tories paid Google to push its fake version of the Labour manifesto to the top of search results for those searching for the deal document.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #206 on: December 03, 2019, 11:19:28 AM »
Things have gone a bit quiet.

I take it that there's not going to be a Neil vs Johnson showdown now. Probably doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but it would be nice to see BJ get rinsed a couple more times in the election.

Well we'll just have to hold ourselves ready for the end of the count, not long to go now.  I'm looking forward to something that's a cross between Remembrance Sunday at the Royal Albert Hall and the prom scene in Carrie for him, I'm just watching.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #207 on: December 03, 2019, 11:21:40 AM »
Further down...

Yeah, right. Fuck off then.

I don't think the fact they are swallowing the "Russia caused NHS leaks" line means one should automatically discount the other stuff, especially if it comes from senior Labour sources (and it doesn't read like disaffected MPs, as they wouldn't have seen internal polling). Anyway obvs hope I'm wrong

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #208 on: December 03, 2019, 11:33:22 AM »
That Channel 4 clip is like Daily Mail bingo but I worry there are enough people out there who think like that, added with people who don't hate Corbyn but don't like him, to swing it for the Tories.

Stuff like this from the Politico Playbook gives me the shivers...

That politico playbook quote is a load of balony, 'sources tell us' dear god what a joke, almost a complete fabrication to help push a narative.

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Re: General Erection Thread Two: Let's Get Johnson Out (Of Number 10)
« Reply #209 on: December 03, 2019, 11:40:22 AM »
Trump seems like he's on his best behaviour so far, annoyingly. More demented ramblings please.

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