OSCILLATIONS ADVENT CALENDAR 2019

[Norton Canes]

Oh, it's me. Right. Never used Dropbox before, hope the link works...

6^th December





_{Erasure - She Won't Be Home}

[Gregory Torso]

absolute floppy cock shambles, lads

8th December

The Dirtbombs - My Last Christmas

[studpuppet]

9th December

Kiki & Herb - People Die (Medley)

[Crabwalk]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th -
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th -
20th -
21st -
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th -

[dr_christian_troy]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th - dr_christian_troy to the world, the Lord is cum
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th -
20th -
21st -
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th -

[Captain Z]

10^th December





_{Orbital - Christmas Chime}

[Crabwalk]

11th December

Ryan Lindsey - The Naughty List

[boki]

Sorry, lads/laddesses (laxs?). Totally forgot I'd signed up for this.  Will get on it later.

[greencalx]

12th December

EH!DE - Jingle Bells

[DrGreggles]

14th December

Various 'Stars In Their Eyes' People - Do They Know It's Christmas?

[dr_christian_troy]

15th December



Christmas In Heaven (Alternate Version) - Monty Python

[greencalx]

(Um I thought YT links weren't cricket in this thread. Not that I particularly mind myself, just that I went through the whole faff of converting it, covering my tracks and dumping it in DropBox...)

[dr_christian_troy]

(Um I thought YT links weren't cricket in this thread. Not that I particularly mind myself, just that I went through the whole faff of converting it, covering my tracks and dumping it in DropBox...)

Apologies. Now fixed.

[Gregory Torso]

since no one else gives a FUCK

16th December

De Fabriek Und Weltschmerz

[Crabwalk]

I don't think previous years have ever had empty slots have they? APOLOGISE, JEREMY CORBYN.

[Gregory Torso]

Everything is collapsing. Nothing has meaning. No one cares.

[Gregory Torso]

December 17th

Vodka - Christmas

[Gregory Torso]

that's a great song by the way, i just posted

[Neomod]

D  E  C  E  M  B  E  R  1  8

Artie Fullilove | Santa Please Listen to Me

and as tomorrow is still empty...

D  E  C  E  M  B  E  R  1  9

Lia Pamina E Os Peregrinos | Unas Navidades Tan Frías

[bakabaka]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th - dr_christian_troy to the world, the Lord is cum
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th - Bakristmas Cracker
20th -
21st -
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th -

[bakabaka]

December 19th

The worst Xmas song - made worse!

[sirhenry]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th - dr_christian_troy to the world, the Lord is cum
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th - Bakristmas Cracker
20th - Ten Lords All Eeping
21st -
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th -

[sirhenry]

December 20th

How can we never have had this?

[votestuffer]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th - dr_christian_troy to the world, the Lord is cum
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th - Bakristmas Cracker
20th - Ten Lords All Eeping
21st - Facestuffer
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th -

[votestuffer]

December 21st

More on the glorious Gavle Goat here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VFZqFehsZ8 and here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat

That's probably enough aliases for one year. Happy Christmas, folks - Sir H.

[Butchers Blind]

22nd December

Army Navy - Stay In

[bakabaka]

1st - CaledonianGoDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen
2nd - Petey Partridge in a pear tree
3rd - pk-1-messiah-please-yen
4th - selectivemeho-ho-homory
5th - Baublepigmus
6th - Norton 'Candy' Canes
7th - boki-ki-yay, motherfucker
8th - Gregor Wreath Torso Ho Ho Ho
9th - Weihnachtsorastudpuppet
10th - Captain Sled
11th - Crabwalking in the Air
12th - the greencalx who stole Christmas (red, blue, orange, yellow and purple calxes are also available)
13th -
14th - DrGregglesIsNotJustForChristmas
15th - dr_christian_troy to the world, the Lord is cum
16th -
17th -
18th - Neomod's Night Before Christmas
19th - Bakristmas Cracker
20th - Ten Lords All Eeping
21st - Facestuffer
22nd - Butchers Blind, Mistletoe & Wine
23rd -
24th - Bakagain by popular demand!

[bakabaka]

December 23rd and 24th

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I'm guessing that not only have I killed this thread but I've probably killed the entire tradition. I win!

*includes the legendary "Boxing Day Poo" post from CAB prehistory, so might be worth downloading after all.