I think a simple trick would work. Trump will have been briefed to say he doesn't want the NHS, it's all pooey, yuk. But then get Jermy Crobbins to say 'hey President Trump, we've been thinking, and you can have it if you want. Honestly, you'd be so good at buying it, won't you buy it, we want you to have it.' And Trump would go 'ooh ooh - I DO want it! Are you sure? I can have it? YES I WANT IT GIVE ME IT YES!'