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ITV Election Debate - on now

Started by Fambo Number Mive, December 01, 2019, 07:07:42 PM

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Fambo Number Mive

Adam Price currently up. Swinson and Sturgeon speaking earlier.

Fambo Number Mive

Richard Burgeon rightly reminding people of the 20,000 police cut by the Tories.

jobotic

Tories still lying about Labour being to blame for terrorists early release then?

Does Farage look as bored and in desperate need of a warm Ruddles County and a B and H as he did at his own party's manifesto launch?

Dr Rock

Siân Berry is great. By which I mean I'd like to kiss her.


BlodwynPig

I thought we already had an ITV debate?

Dr Rock

#5
Pop Quiz - who's the smartest person in the room?


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Dr Rock on December 01, 2019, 07:39:19 PM
Siân Berry is great. By which I mean I'd like to kiss her.

you are fucking cancelled mate

Dr Rock

Farage pointing to how his future will be back to immigrant-bashing.

BlodwynPig

Farage defending Dr. Rock there. Hope you are happy Rock.

Dr Rock


poodlefaker

Sturge always comes across best in these things, but she's only got the one question to revise for, and she knows that none of the others (inc. whoever's asking the question) knows as much about it as she does.

greencalx

You also gets lots of tedious chat on twitter along the lines "wish I could vote for you in England, Nicola" which misses the point that she wouldn't be able to get away with her position on Brexit, for example, if she were addressing the whole of the uk and not just Scotland.

SteK

Was this on tonight? I can't see it on ITV Hub, I'm in Ireland.....

Replies From View

Quote from: SteK on December 01, 2019, 08:46:45 PM
Was this on tonight? I can't see it on ITV Hub, I'm in Ireland.....

That's pornhub you're looking at.

Dr Rock

Mmm, but I'm not judging who has the best policies, but who is the cleverest, in that room tonight. I'm not counting the presenter because an insider tells me she's a right sod.

Replies From View

The audience just groaned when the Labour representative said that the only way to end austerity is with a Labour government.

The audience also constantly buzzes with excitement whenever the Tory one repeats his "Labour gridlock" and "Get Brexit done" catchphrases.


Load of arse.

SteK

Quote from: Replies From View on December 01, 2019, 08:48:59 PM
That's pornhub you're looking at.

I am strangely attracted to Jo Swinson's norks but she's not on PornHub.

Replies From View

AAAARGGGH GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE A FIT


Why did the Labour one have to look like he didn't have an answer to the Plaid one earlier.  He did a silly face and the audience laughed like had been caught out.

Dr Rock

The audience also loudly applauded stuff about saving the NHS from Trump. So either the audience is very loose with its affections, confused/drunk, or its different parts of the audience making noises at different things.

Oh it's from Salford. On drugs then.

SteK

Fuck, VPN'd - got it on only to see the host say 'and from everyone here in Salford. Goodnight...."


Replies From View

Also how can these debates go on with liars endlessly saying "YOU ARE LYING" and get away with it?  It ends up being a contest of who can interrupt the most loudly whenever other speakers are trying to get their points across.

They need somebody objective on the side of the stage saying "actually the Tories are privatising the NHS and do have active plans to sell the NHS to Trump", not let the Tories and Farage tut and say "oh dear such a goony conspiracy" whenever it's raised.

Fuck's sake.

SteK

Actually can't wait for Trump to come over and say something that lets the whole NHS thing out of the bag, whilst simultaneously dropping BJ in the shit...

Replies From View

Apparently the Tories have explicitly requested for Trump not to endorse them in case it backfires.

SteK

Quote from: Replies From View on December 01, 2019, 09:04:05 PM
Apparently the Tories have explicitly requested for Trump not to endorse them in case it backfires.

I heard that too, it's not gonna happen though is it!!!?

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Dunno


Hopefully he'll do it and then shit himself and then all the Tories will start screaming and shitting themselves as well, and Trump will be screaming too and it'll be endless panic on TV for ten minutes with Tories and Trump screaming with shit all down the insides of their trousers but soaking through so you can see it, and they're putting no effort into hiding it - in fact they keep turning around and pointing their bums towards the cameras whilst screaming

and there's a receptionist trapped in there who's impartial but you can tell from her eyes foaming how badly it stinks in there









and maybe because of that Labour might close the gap by a couple of points

Dr Rock

I think a simple trick would work. Trump will have been briefed to say he doesn't want the NHS, it's all pooey, yuk. But then get Jermy Crobbins to say 'hey President Trump, we've been thinking, and you can have it if you want. Honestly, you'd be so good at buying it, won't you buy it, we want you to have it.' And Trump would go 'ooh ooh - I DO want it! Are you sure? I can have it? YES I WANT IT GIVE ME IT YES!'

SteK

Quote from: Dr Rock on December 01, 2019, 09:26:00 PM
I think a simple trick would work. Trump will have been briefed to say he doesn't want the NHS, it's all pooey, yuk. But then get Jermy Crobbins to say 'hey President Trump, we've been thinking, and you can have it if you want. Honestly, you'd be so good at buying it, won't you buy it, we want you to have it.' And Trump would go 'ooh ooh - I DO want it! Are you sure? I can have it? YES I WANT IT GIVE ME IT YES!'

JC wants and expects to meet Trump, and even the most ardent JC-hater would have to admit he'd destroy Trump. Like Lector did to Miggs....

poodlefaker

Didn't see this, but was it Richard Burgon for Labour? He's pretty hopeless, I don't know why they don't get someone decent to do it.

pancreas


king_tubby

I didn't watch it, obviously, but apparently Burgon was ok.