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If a dog wore kecks...

All four legs, because trousers cover legs!
2 (22.2%)
Just the back legs, because that's how Goofy wears them!
4 (44.4%)
Other, because I'm an iconoclastic bastard!
3 (33.3%)

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If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« on: December 01, 2019, 08:45:07 PM »
You must choose!


Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2019, 08:47:45 PM »


A pair of Schnauzers

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2019, 08:50:41 PM »
Two legs. Four would look silly.

Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2019, 08:53:05 PM »
I’ve absolutely had it up to here with this sort of thing.

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2019, 08:59:37 PM »
I've seen dogs wearing trousers like in the fig 2 arrangement before.  It's fine.




"Hello I am following my usual route to work and am late for the office what do you need right this very instant that I must stop and look at you."


Arguably the other arrangement looks more natural, but the dog is wearing the trousers over its arms so it makes no logical sense when you break it down to its individual components with your brain.


Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2019, 09:53:28 PM »
Can only be the back two legs. If it was all four legs the belt would have to go right over the top and the dogs head would have to poke out the zip, that's the only way it would work.

If a dog wears a skirt then that is always over four legs.

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2019, 11:02:48 PM »
Can only be the back two legs. If it was all four legs the belt would have to go right over the top and the dogs head would have to poke out the zip, that's the only way it would work.

If a dog wears a skirt then that is always over four legs.

Think again.


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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2019, 11:03:32 PM »
Think again.



Yeah it's not under any of the legs is it.

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2019, 11:06:09 PM »
if it wears them on four legs then how is it going to wear a t-shirt?

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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2019, 11:16:25 PM »

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2019, 11:18:52 PM »
if it wears them on four legs then how is it going to wear a t-shirt?

Have you never seen a human woman?

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2019, 01:28:50 AM »

Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2019, 01:46:54 AM »
Purpose of trousers is to cover your dick. Dog only got one dick.

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Re: If a Dog Wore Trousers...
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2019, 02:00:45 AM »
The 2nd one.  The first one is like a dog version of the suit Kenny Everett wore for his "Angry Of Mayfair" character, which on a dog is ridiculous.