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If a Dog Wore Trousers...

Started by Blumf, December 01, 2019, 08:45:07 PM

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If a dog wore kecks...

All four legs, because trousers cover legs!
2 (22.2%)
Just the back legs, because that's how Goofy wears them!
4 (44.4%)
Other, because I'm an iconoclastic bastard!
3 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 9

Blumf


DrGreggles


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


I've absolutely had it up to here with this sort of thing.

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I've seen dogs wearing trousers like in the fig 2 arrangement before.  It's fine.




"Hello I am following my usual route to work and am late for the office what do you need right this very instant that I must stop and look at you."


Arguably the other arrangement looks more natural, but the dog is wearing the trousers over its arms so it makes no logical sense when you break it down to its individual components with your brain.


Pijlstaart

Can only be the back two legs. If it was all four legs the belt would have to go right over the top and the dogs head would have to poke out the zip, that's the only way it would work.

If a dog wears a skirt then that is always over four legs.

Alberon

Quote from: Pijlstaart on December 01, 2019, 09:53:28 PM
Can only be the back two legs. If it was all four legs the belt would have to go right over the top and the dogs head would have to poke out the zip, that's the only way it would work.

If a dog wears a skirt then that is always over four legs.

Think again.


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VelourSpirit

if it wears them on four legs then how is it going to wear a t-shirt?


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Quote from: TwinPeaks on December 01, 2019, 11:06:09 PM
if it wears them on four legs then how is it going to wear a t-shirt?

Have you never seen a human woman?

Glebe


Purpose of trousers is to cover your dick. Dog only got one dick.

JesusAndYourBush

The 2nd one.  The first one is like a dog version of the suit Kenny Everett wore for his "Angry Of Mayfair" character, which on a dog is ridiculous.