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king_tubby

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Queen dead?
« on: December 01, 2019, 09:59:23 PM »
It's all over the tweets.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2019, 10:00:20 PM »
Get in grave

hamfist

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2019, 10:00:33 PM »
Tory dead cat ?

king_tubby

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2019, 10:01:09 PM »
It's a disaster for Corbyn.

Fabian Thomsett

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2019, 10:02:26 PM »
MI5 did it so the Tories will win the election.

Captain Z

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2019, 10:02:45 PM »
This doesn't look good for corgis.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2019, 10:02:53 PM »
It's likely just some twitter joke.

But it is also very likely that MI5 have killed her to stop a Corbyn victory.

chveik

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2019, 10:03:18 PM »
This doesn't look good for corgis.

lol

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2019, 10:04:22 PM »
Bloody doobt it. It'd be absolutely everywhere if true.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2019, 10:07:00 PM »
hope so, all their shit with Paul Rodgers and Adam Lambert is a load of bollocks

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2019, 10:08:57 PM »
Can anyone some this up in a sound?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2019, 10:09:52 PM »
Meat murder?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2019, 10:09:59 PM »

buttgammon

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2019, 10:13:26 PM »
Tories to walk it under a wave of red, white and blue. Hold on for a few weeks, you stupid old cunt.

Butchers Blind

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2019, 10:14:49 PM »
If Queenie was to die now, would the election be called off?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2019, 10:15:28 PM »
How many days off do we get for mourning? I'm knackered and could do with about a week.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2019, 10:15:34 PM »
Do you remember where you were when the Queen died?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2019, 10:17:38 PM »
Is there any basis for the rumour?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2019, 10:17:43 PM »
Obviously these rumours are ridiculous.

The Queen did not fuck a dead pig.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2019, 10:17:50 PM »
If Queenie was to die now, would the election be called off?

a quick search

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Chris Brooke

Contrary to rumours on the Twitter, the Queen is probably not dead, but if she were, the general election would be postponed until Friday 27 December, in accordance with the 1985 Representation of the People Act, 20 (3) (a) (ii).

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2019, 10:17:54 PM »
Be well tedious when the Queen dies. Like, imagine how bad Sports Personality of the Year is, then a worse level of TV than that, and that's what's going to be exclusively on all the channels for fucking ages.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2019, 10:18:40 PM »
Is there any basis for the rumour?

yes, she died

Danger Man

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2019, 10:19:11 PM »
How many days off do we get for mourning? I'm knackered and could do with about a week.

12 days of mourning. But that probably doesn't mean 12 days off. Just 12 days of sadface working in the UK. No change there, then.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2019, 10:20:32 PM »
Fucks sake, it's looking like it's true.

Times twitter has just posted this image from the "incident"


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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2019, 10:21:36 PM »
Dominic Cummings' masterstroke. Gotta hand it to the guy.

Thomas

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2019, 10:22:42 PM »
There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

pigamus

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2019, 10:24:59 PM »
Philip must be not far off.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2019, 10:28:06 PM »
Cunt of Dead.

Urinal Cake

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2019, 10:28:31 PM »
Prince Andrew stabbed her.

hamfist

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2019, 10:30:37 PM »
There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

Yeah, it tells the squaddies to bring a body wash kit.

Do soldiers have to wash her body ? Even her royal gash ?