Queen dead?

[king_tubby]

It's all over the tweets.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Get in grave

[hamfist]

Tory dead cat ?

[king_tubby]

It's a disaster for Corbyn.

[Fabian Thomsett]

MI5 did it so the Tories will win the election.

[Captain Z]

This doesn't look good for corgis.

[Thursday]

It's likely just some twitter joke.

But it is also very likely that MI5 have killed her to stop a Corbyn victory.

[chveik]

This doesn't look good for corgis.

lol

[canadagoose]

Bloody doobt it. It'd be absolutely everywhere if true.

[idunnosomename]

hope so, all their shit with Paul Rodgers and Adam Lambert is a load of bollocks

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Can anyone some this up in a sound?

[poodlefaker]

Meat murder?

[Konki]

[buttgammon]

Tories to walk it under a wave of red, white and blue. Hold on for a few weeks, you stupid old cunt.

[Butchers Blind]

If Queenie was to die now, would the election be called off?

[Konki]

How many days off do we get for mourning? I'm knackered and could do with about a week.

[thecuriousorange]

Do you remember where you were when the Queen died?

[Bobtoo]

Is there any basis for the rumour?

[Thursday]

Obviously these rumours are ridiculous.

The Queen did not fuck a dead pig.

[BlodwynPig]

If Queenie was to die now, would the election be called off?

a quick search

Chris Brooke
‏
Contrary to rumours on the Twitter, the Queen is probably not dead, but if she were, the general election would be postponed until Friday 27 December, in accordance with the 1985 Representation of the People Act, 20 (3) (a) (ii).

[Beagle 2]

Be well tedious when the Queen dies. Like, imagine how bad Sports Personality of the Year is, then a worse level of TV than that, and that's what's going to be exclusively on all the channels for fucking ages.

[BlodwynPig]

Is there any basis for the rumour?

yes, she died

[Danger Man]

How many days off do we get for mourning? I'm knackered and could do with about a week.

12 days of mourning. But that probably doesn't mean 12 days off. Just 12 days of sadface working in the UK. No change there, then.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

Fucks sake, it's looking like it's true.

Times twitter has just posted this image from the "incident"

[Norton Canes]

Dominic Cummings' masterstroke. Gotta hand it to the guy.

[Thomas]

There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

[pigamus]

Philip must be not far off.

[touchingcloth]

Cunt of Dead.

[Urinal Cake]

Prince Andrew stabbed her.

[hamfist]

There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

Yeah, it tells the squaddies to bring a body wash kit.

Do soldiers have to wash her body ? Even her royal gash ?