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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2019, 10:34:50 PM »
1 down 6 to go. He's gone full terminator.

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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2019, 10:36:16 PM »
Legend Gibbo.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2019, 10:42:02 PM »
There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

Gibbo’s chat is with, at the least: Burnsy, Cheeks, Morty, Ricey, and Josh.

Morty! It’s Gibbo.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2019, 10:47:25 PM »
It’s real. My YouTube timeline is somewhat unusually showing queen stuff. First - remember the good times, with the National Grandpa, David :



Next : prepare for bad times. The Ants ripped her apart :




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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2019, 10:48:56 PM »
This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2019, 10:50:11 PM »
I have never even once heard of an old woman reaching the end of her life.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2019, 10:53:30 PM »
Sadly many of them die before they reach it.

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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2019, 10:54:18 PM »
i hope she suffers

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2019, 10:55:33 PM »
[tag]Smiths re-write 'tentative', 'informal'[/tag]

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2019, 10:57:07 PM »
Bet that cunt Arya used her ninja powers to stab her in the icy heart again. Such shit writing.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2019, 10:57:18 PM »
"If there is any news on the death of the Queen, we will update you on the hour."

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2019, 11:00:07 PM »
They'd only delay announcing it if she returned to the mothership in the middle of the night.

She lives.


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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2019, 11:03:38 PM »
Any idea how this rumour started?

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« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2019, 11:05:01 PM »

Alberon

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2019, 11:07:41 PM »
That Panorama Peodo Prince thing is on tomorrow?

Coincidence?

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #45 on: December 01, 2019, 11:08:00 PM »
Any idea how this rumour started?

They started by the monarch dying.

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« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2019, 11:10:43 PM »
It was Jeremy Corbyn, with the Tory NHS document, in Drawing Room...

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« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2019, 11:12:07 PM »
crobbins.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2019, 11:12:26 PM »
The most baffling thing about all this are the 'sassy' react gifs that people post about her. Like she's some bitchass reality TV show star who throws shade at everyone and LIVES for drama. You don't even have to hate the Queen to find it impossible to understand (and bleak).

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2019, 11:14:31 PM »
Is tweeting the Queen is dead Treasonable?

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« Reply #50 on: December 01, 2019, 11:14:34 PM »
i hope she gets fucked to death by a triffid with a big barbed plant dick

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2019, 11:15:32 PM »
Anyway, she's not dead, she's just resting. Beautiful plumage...

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2019, 11:16:33 PM »
Chief suspects:

1. Morrissey
2. Reggie Jackson
3. The Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2019, 11:20:34 PM »
I noticed an (apropos of nothing) article in the NY Times about how great Charles is and how he’ll be a great monarch. Very convenient timing.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2019, 11:21:57 PM »
Has there ever been a qven that has died before it reached pubberty

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2019, 11:27:31 PM »
Has there ever been a qven that has died before it reached pubberty

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2019, 11:29:52 PM »
"London Bridge is Down"

https://youtu.be/CC5hzJNWIrY

The extraordinary events that will kick in as soon as the Queen dies.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2019, 11:33:13 PM »
That Panorama Peodo Prince thing is on tomorrow?

Coincidence?

Andy: shit mum I think I’m finished, I need a huge royal news story to break or my goose is cooked

Queen: say no more fam *dies*

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2019, 11:38:43 PM »
"London Bridge is Down"

https://youtu.be/CC5hzJNWIrY

The extraordinary events that will kick in as soon as the Queen dies.

Oh yeah, I remember the Guardian article, absolutely bizarre

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2019, 11:43:20 PM »
How old is she now, 115?  Still another 5 years to go I reckon.