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Queen dead?

Started by king_tubby, December 01, 2019, 09:59:23 PM

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oy vey

1 down 6 to go. He's gone full terminator.

Thomas


touchingcloth

Quote from: Thomas on December 01, 2019, 10:22:42 PM
There's a WhatsApp screenshot floating about on the Tweet Box, with an army man named Gibbo alleging the Queen's death. Should be easy to find. As some users have pointed out, the group chat photo in the screenshot is a dick pic. So probably true.

Gibbo's chat is with, at the least: Burnsy, Cheeks, Morty, Ricey, and Josh.

Morty! It's Gibbo.

hamfist

It's real. My YouTube timeline is somewhat unusually showing queen stuff. First - remember the good times, with the National Grandpa, David :



Next : prepare for bad times. The Ants ripped her apart :




chveik

This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.

Replies From View

I have never even once heard of an old woman reaching the end of her life.

Captain Z

Sadly many of them die before they reach it.


easytarget

[tag]Smiths re-write 'tentative', 'informal'[/tag]

Golden E. Pump

Bet that cunt Arya used her ninja powers to stab her in the icy heart again. Such shit writing.

"If there is any news on the death of the Queen, we will update you on the hour."

Alberon

They'd only delay announcing it if she returned to the mothership in the middle of the night.

She lives.


Any idea how this rumour started?


Alberon

That Panorama Peodo Prince thing is on tomorrow?

Coincidence?

Absorb the anus burn

Quote from: thecuriousorange on December 01, 2019, 11:03:38 PM
Any idea how this rumour started?

They started by the monarch dying.

SteK

It was Jeremy Corbyn, with the Tory NHS document, in Drawing Room...


The most baffling thing about all this are the 'sassy' react gifs that people post about her. Like she's some bitchass reality TV show star who throws shade at everyone and LIVES for drama. You don't even have to hate the Queen to find it impossible to understand (and bleak).

SteK

Is tweeting the Queen is dead Treasonable?

idunnosomename

i hope she gets fucked to death by a triffid with a big barbed plant dick

SteK

Anyway, she's not dead, she's just resting. Beautiful plumage...

Chief suspects:

1. Morrissey
2. Reggie Jackson
3. The Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein

Ferris

I noticed an (apropos of nothing) article in the NY Times about how great Charles is and how he'll be a great monarch. Very convenient timing.

Replies From View

Has there ever been a qven that has died before it reached pubberty

SteK

Quote from: Replies From View on December 01, 2019, 11:21:57 PM
Has there ever been a qven that has died before it reached pubberty

The Spanish Infanta?

Oh my love ma laa-f....

She say she luv you

Agyen pleez....

"London Bridge is Down"

https://youtu.be/CC5hzJNWIrY

The extraordinary events that will kick in as soon as the Queen dies.

Ferris

Quote from: Alberon on December 01, 2019, 11:07:41 PM
That Panorama Peodo Prince thing is on tomorrow?

Coincidence?

Andy: shit mum I think I'm finished, I need a huge royal news story to break or my goose is cooked

Queen: say no more fam *dies*

pigamus

Quote from: thecuriousorange on December 01, 2019, 11:29:52 PM
"London Bridge is Down"

https://youtu.be/CC5hzJNWIrY

The extraordinary events that will kick in as soon as the Queen dies.

Oh yeah, I remember the Guardian article, absolutely bizarre

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

shiftwork2

How old is she now, 115?  Still another 5 years to go I reckon.