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chveik

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2019, 11:49:50 PM »
Oh yeah, I remember the Guardian article, absolutely bizarre

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2019, 11:56:25 PM »
don't know whether to trust his word or gibbo's
https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1201273537706770432

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2019, 11:57:03 PM »
 
“In times when nothing stood / but worsened, or grew strange / there was one constant good: / she did not change.”

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2019, 12:02:52 AM »
Gibbo, Ricey, Burnsy and Cheeks are all trending on Twitter. What a time to be alive.

Quite frankly I see no reason to disbelieve news that comes from an erect penis. The one who hosts Good Morning Britain seems very reliable.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2019, 12:10:57 AM »
She died years ago and was replaced by an animatronic hag.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2019, 12:12:07 AM »
She died of privilege

Captain Z

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2019, 12:27:50 AM »
The Queen is so old even that Frankie Boyle joke is haunted.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2019, 12:32:47 AM »
I think Philip will die first.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2019, 12:40:07 AM »
So the Queen isn't dead and neither is biggy? Can't be coincidence.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2019, 04:21:28 AM »
So who’s going to play Gibbo in the final episode of The Crown?

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2019, 04:23:30 AM »
It's a sad commentary on modern society that the Queen died and it is barely even being covered in the news. Virtually no coverage. Just another sign of the way Jeremy Corbyn has destroyed British values.

What is next???

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2019, 05:15:53 AM »
If the Queen dies, we're not going to hear about it first on fucking Twitter, ffs.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2019, 07:39:20 AM »
Andy: shit mum I think I’m finished, I need a huge royal news story to break or my goose is cooked

Queen: say no more fam *dies*

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2019, 10:16:22 AM »
WHY ISNT SHE DEAD THE FUCKING OLD LEMON

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2019, 10:38:05 AM »
the same reason we don't have a socialist government

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2019, 11:00:45 AM »
TONTY BLAIR????

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2019, 11:17:28 AM »
To be fair, most deaths in the uk are probably mentioned in squaddie WhatsApp groups before they finally become public knowledge.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2019, 12:14:08 PM »

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2019, 12:49:24 PM »
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The group chat – which also includes ‘Burnsy’, ‘Cheeks’, ‘Josh’ and ‘Morty’ – features an image of a penis as its picture.

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2019, 06:38:40 PM »
don't know whether to trust his word or gibbo's
https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1201273537706770432

"I see we have reached that time of year where I have to dispel rumours of HM's passing."

Well, you don't have to mate. Literally nobody cares either way whether you do or not. I like his assumption that if it was true, they'd tell him (some bloke who runs a fan site about the royal family) before anyone else.

Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2019, 07:09:39 PM »
If corbyn won the election and the queen immediately died, would he go to prison?

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Re: Queen dead?
« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2019, 08:22:23 PM »
The tinfoil-hat brigade will call her Christmas speech a deepfake. Twist: They will be right.