Main Menu

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

March 29, 2024, 07:41:33 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Queen dead?

Started by king_tubby, December 01, 2019, 09:59:23 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

chveik


VelourSpirit


Danger Man

 
"In times when nothing stood / but worsened, or grew strange / there was one constant good: / she did not change."

JamesTC

Gibbo, Ricey, Burnsy and Cheeks are all trending on Twitter. What a time to be alive.

Quite frankly I see no reason to disbelieve news that comes from an erect penis. The one who hosts Good Morning Britain seems very reliable.

DrGreggles

She died years ago and was replaced by an animatronic hag.

ProvanFan


Captain Z

The Queen is so old even that Frankie Boyle joke is haunted.

Jollity

I think Philip will die first.

Sherringford Hovis

So the Queen isn't dead and neither is biggy? Can't be coincidence.

Bronzy

So who's going to play Gibbo in the final episode of The Crown?

It's a sad commentary on modern society that the Queen died and it is barely even being covered in the news. Virtually no coverage. Just another sign of the way Jeremy Corbyn has destroyed British values.

What is next???

littlefoot

If the Queen dies, we're not going to hear about it first on fucking Twitter, ffs.

Replies From View

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on December 01, 2019, 11:33:13 PM
Andy: shit mum I think I'm finished, I need a huge royal news story to break or my goose is cooked

Queen: say no more fam *dies*

Toy Story 5 isn't quite what I was expecting it might be.

idunnosomename

WHY ISNT SHE DEAD THE FUCKING OLD LEMON

BlodwynPig

the same reason we don't have a socialist government


Zero Gravitas

To be fair, most deaths in the uk are probably mentioned in squaddie WhatsApp groups before they finally become public knowledge.

Replies From View


Quote
The group chat – which also includes 'Burnsy', 'Cheeks', 'Josh' and 'Morty' – features an image of a penis as its picture.

Legends

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: TwinPeaks on December 01, 2019, 11:56:25 PM
don't know whether to trust his word or gibbo's
https://twitter.com/MonarchyUK/status/1201273537706770432

"I see we have reached that time of year where I have to dispel rumours of HM's passing."

Well, you don't have to mate. Literally nobody cares either way whether you do or not. I like his assumption that if it was true, they'd tell him (some bloke who runs a fan site about the royal family) before anyone else.

idunnosomename

If corbyn won the election and the queen immediately died, would he go to prison?

The tinfoil-hat brigade will call her Christmas speech a deepfake. Twist: They will be right.