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Fambo Number Mive

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Tossers launch manifesto
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:26:40 PM »
The UKIPS are standing in 44 seats and their manifesto launched today, is basically Alf Garnett mixed in with a few more mainstream policies they will deliver. Wonder whether they will be more of a threat to Brexit Party or the Tories.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2019, 12:41:13 PM »
Love to see UKIP lose 44 deposits on the 12th December.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2019, 12:54:42 PM »
I admit life/ennui/having Netflix on my phone has caused me to lose track of politics a bit recently but - why is there UKIP and the Brexit party? If you're of that persuasion how do you choose which Farage vanity project to go with?

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2019, 12:56:41 PM »
Are they standing in any Tory seats that Brexit stepped down from?

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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2019, 12:57:57 PM »
I admit life/ennui/having Netflix on my phone has caused me to lose track of politics a bit recently but - why is there UKIP and the Brexit party? If you're of that persuasion how do you choose which Farage vanity project to go with?

Nostalgia for the good old days when you could go out shopping without locking your UKIPs

and you could leave your UKIPs thoroughly unguarded couldn’t you



You remember them don’t you, with the berry brown face of Robert Kilroy Silk and the rap singers


Not like now, with the Brexit party and their touchscreens


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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2019, 03:16:21 PM »
Is that twat with a nazi saluting dog still in UKIP or did he go Brexit?

Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2019, 03:18:53 PM »
The "I think he's Indian" is my fav part

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2019, 03:23:22 PM »
"You must think I'm dreadful"

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2019, 03:28:28 PM »
"You think you've got one Asian or something?"

"Yes."

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2019, 03:30:03 PM »
I quite like the level of boredom/disdain in Adam Boulton's voice

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2019, 03:38:45 PM »
It is actually more depressing seeing the Tories basically becoming UKIP/Brexit Party to see them off as an electoral opponent.

I doubt think Cameron/Osborne wanted to do that, or even May/Hammond.

Different concentrations of the same shit, of course.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2019, 03:44:46 PM »
Just had a thought, was Kilroy Farage Mk I ?

There was a time that he carried that esteem, but it all seems so crinoline now

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2019, 03:54:49 PM »
Are they standing in any Tory seats that Brexit stepped down from?

This is quite an interesting question. Might draw some votes away from the Tories.

Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2019, 04:19:59 PM »
Destined to join the panoply of famous Pats, joining the ranks with such luminaries as Pat Sharp and Pat Mustard.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2019, 04:26:22 PM »
I admit life/ennui/having Netflix on my phone has caused me to lose track of politics a bit recently but - why is there UKIP and the Brexit party? If you're of that persuasion how do you choose which Farage vanity project to go with?

Farage isn't in UKIP anymore - he resigned after the referendum, but started the Brexit party a bit later - taking 99% of UKIP voters with him by the looks of it.

Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2019, 04:32:18 PM »
Just got a train back from London. Two Kippers got on, presumable from the launch. Know how I know? One was an ex-councillor here so i recognised him, but the other cunt - bright purple suit on, waxed moustache, purple and yellow kipper (!) tie, yellow shirt.

i moved carriages.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2019, 05:06:51 PM »
"It's all been left to Freddie"

"What do you think we should do?"
"I'm not running for office"


Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2019, 07:28:34 PM »
Just in case anyone thinks there's anything funny about Kippers

https://mobile.twitter.com/goddersbloom/status/1201529186885754885?s=12

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2019, 07:31:26 PM »

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Re: Tossers lunch manifesto
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2019, 07:31:44 PM »
Quote from: sick as a pike in another thread
9/9/2011 Walnut Tree 8pm Bloody great. For me: baby courgettes with chickpea and parsley dressing followed by globe artichoke with mushroom stuffing and vegetables. £122 for 2.

Sorry, I just had to.  All in the title.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2019, 07:32:40 PM »
That reply from Patricia Masters as well *vomits*

Re: Tossers lunch manifesto
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2019, 07:40:38 PM »
Sorry, I just had to.  All in the title.
Lunch, at 8pm? Also I shall be applying to the Council of Supportive Vegetarianism to have your affiliation annulled.

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Re: Tossers lunch manifesto
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2019, 07:46:27 PM »
Depends where you are. 

Heheh.  Sorry, I just kept reading that thread title wrong over and over again.

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2019, 07:49:41 PM »
Wow. What a cunt.

I just got banned from Twitter for calling him a cunt (three times in the same tweet).

Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2019, 10:34:38 PM »
£2bn on pie and mash. Not for you Ahmed.

Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2019, 10:37:40 PM »
I just got banned from Twitter for calling him a cunt (three times in the same tweet).
bit rum because he is a triple cunt

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Re: Tossers launch manifesto
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2019, 11:10:53 PM »
So they were the BNP after all. Thanks for clearing that up, you fascist vermin.