Author Topic: First world problems thread  (Read 329 times)

greencalx

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First world problems thread
« on: December 02, 2019, 09:13:19 PM »
Just had to finish off some artisan gin so I could make space in the cupboard for the case of prosecco that's just been delivered.

pancreas

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2019, 09:14:40 PM »
Cupboard? Don't you have a wine fridge? Also, why on earth would you buy prosecco?

Nothing about this is first world.

Kryton

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2019, 09:18:59 PM »
Cupboard?
You mean wall box?

greencalx

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2019, 09:26:34 PM »
Is “wall box” more or less U than “cupboard”?

Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2019, 09:29:32 PM »
Anything that came out of tap at Wetherspoons is as first world as dying of dysentery.

king_tubby

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2019, 09:34:00 PM »
Forgot to take the brie out of the fridge when I got home from work and it's still too cold to enjoy properly.

pancreas

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2019, 09:34:46 PM »
I'm sure you can mask the taste with some ketchup.

Danger Man

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2019, 09:35:07 PM »
Ultimate Corbyn thread.

Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2019, 09:35:37 PM »
Always
Be
Corbyn

pancreas

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2019, 09:36:20 PM »
Ultimate Corbyn thread.

I am drinking a VSOP Armagnac, Danger Man, and reading a letter from Len McCluskey asking me to vote Labour.

Paul Calf

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2019, 09:39:46 PM »
I *am* VSO&P and am currently wondering how to get blackberry stains out of Travelodge linen, and how bothered I am that I probably won’t be able to.

Parse that, cunts.

greencalx

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2019, 10:03:05 PM »
I am drinking a VSOP Armagnac, Danger Man, and reading a letter from Len McCluskey asking me to vote Labour.

Don’t leave us in suspense. Will you?

Buelligan

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2019, 10:04:23 PM »
I'm sure you can mask the taste with some ketchup.

I loved this.  Thank you.

Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2019, 10:28:10 PM »
Ultimate Corbyn thread.

crobbins be drinkin prosecco like people dreaming every night of murdering their landlord :3

Danger Man

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Re: First world problems thread
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2019, 10:40:14 PM »