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First world problems thread

Started by greencalx, December 02, 2019, 09:13:19 PM

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greencalx

Just had to finish off some artisan gin so I could make space in the cupboard for the case of prosecco that's just been delivered.

pancreas

Cupboard? Don't you have a wine fridge? Also, why on earth would you buy prosecco?

Nothing about this is first world.

Kryton


greencalx

Is "wall box" more or less U than "cupboard"?

bgmnts

Anything that came out of tap at Wetherspoons is as first world as dying of dysentery.

king_tubby

Forgot to take the brie out of the fridge when I got home from work and it's still too cold to enjoy properly.

pancreas

I'm sure you can mask the taste with some ketchup.



pancreas

Quote from: Danger Man on December 02, 2019, 09:35:07 PM
Ultimate Corbyn thread.

I am drinking a VSOP Armagnac, Danger Man, and reading a letter from Len McCluskey asking me to vote Labour.

Paul Calf

I *am* VSO&P and am currently wondering how to get blackberry stains out of Travelodge linen, and how bothered I am that I probably won't be able to.

Parse that, cunts.

greencalx

Quote from: pancreas on December 02, 2019, 09:36:20 PM
I am drinking a VSOP Armagnac, Danger Man, and reading a letter from Len McCluskey asking me to vote Labour.

Don't leave us in suspense. Will you?

Buelligan

Quote from: pancreas on December 02, 2019, 09:34:46 PM
I'm sure you can mask the taste with some ketchup.

I loved this.  Thank you.

New folder

Quote from: Danger Man on December 02, 2019, 09:35:07 PM
Ultimate Corbyn thread.

crobbins be drinkin prosecco like people dreaming every night of murdering their landlord :3