Author Topic: No Time To Die (Bond 25)  (Read 26403 times)

Old Nehamkin

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #150 on: September 03, 2020, 12:48:08 PM »
Yeah looks cool. Plane that goes underwater. Yes, good. This is the kind of thing that Bond films should have in them.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #151 on: September 03, 2020, 12:59:16 PM »
And a villainous scheme that threatens millions. Going big bolshy Bond for Craig's final outing.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #152 on: September 03, 2020, 01:04:14 PM »
Bloody hell, that looks great. Daft and spectacular. Looks like all involved have remembered Bond films work best as escapism, not a dour dwelling on the life of a miserable spy.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #153 on: September 03, 2020, 01:06:36 PM »
Yeah, I'm cautiously excited that they seem to be taking a bit of a step back into the big, maximalist action-adventure territory they've largely ceded to the Mission Impossible films for the last 20 years. Hopefully this film is as grand and romantic as the trailer makes it look and there isn't too much leaden continuity-wallowing or a boring MI6-bound B story that feels like an episode of Spooks.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #154 on: September 03, 2020, 01:12:19 PM »
I'd watch the new trailer, but I simply do not have the time

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #155 on: September 03, 2020, 02:59:36 PM »
Having sung its praises upthread, I rewatched Goldeneye and it's got great bits but is 70% daft as a brush. Sorry everyone.
Goldeneye has some great set-pieces, a theoretically excellent cast, and a potentially interesting story, but it seems somehow to fail miserably to put it all together. Maybe it's that Bond destroying Moscow in a tank and Alan Cumming mugging frantically don't fit well in a film about British historical guilt and ancient loyalties and betrayals. Maybe it doesn't communicate a sense that the world is in imminent danger, or any tension or urgency. Or maybe it's that Brosnan is kind of a vacuum with no personality (despite how often Dench and others insist he has a personality). Or maybe it's just Sean Bean being exceptionally Sean Beany.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #156 on: September 03, 2020, 03:08:05 PM »
Brilliant trailer, exactly the kind of thing that had me doing Partridge Bond moves when I came out of the Camden Odeon as a ten year old having seen Living Daylights with my nan.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #157 on: September 03, 2020, 06:36:51 PM »
I've visited a fan wiki to remind myself exactly of how Spectre retconned the previous three films:

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It also turned out that Le Chiffre was a pawn alongside White, Dominic Greene and Raoul Silva, all of them used by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as part of his true plot to inflict psychological pain on Bond and conquer the world.

That really is monumentally stupid, isn't it? There's no way you can watch Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, and Skyfall, and satisfyingly imagine that Blofeld is somehow vaguely 'behind it all' solely for the sake of personally upsetting James Bond (presumably not bothering to author any pain between 2006 and 2012).

Take Le Chiffre alone. Banker to dictators and terrorists. Fine. So the idea is that Blofeld gets Mr. White to hire Le Chiffre on behalf of a Ugandan terrorist, just on the minuscule off chance that MI6 will send his newly qualified brother along to investigate (and on the even slighter off chance that he will suffer finely tuned 'psychological pain' rather than simply dying/succeeding). Did he also specifically plan for Bond to meet and fall in love with Vesper?

Stupid. Not even good stupid, like sliding down a hill on a cello.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #158 on: September 03, 2020, 07:15:22 PM »
Yep it is utterly unsatisfying as a twist. More patronising than electrifying.

It's one of those plot elements that's so unconvincing you can't even really accept it as canon, if you know what I mean. It might as well be a crap fan theory you found on Reddit.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #159 on: September 04, 2020, 06:36:49 PM »
I suspect a lot of it comes down to Blofeld being grafted onto the script when the Thunderball rights issues were sorted out, a cheap way to try and link him into Bond. Another problem I'd say they had is that Spectre is still rooted in the kind of villainous ambition of the Craig era which is a level below the world domination we expect from the character. Malik in the new film does look like a return to the apocalyptic level badguys of the Moore era.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #160 on: September 04, 2020, 09:32:02 PM »
Daniel Craig (52) is almost the same age Sean Connery was in Never Say Never Again (53). That's on TV now and he looks about sixty.

EDIT: Sean Connery was 52 when it was filmed. I guess it really is time for Craig to hang up the cummerbund, although he could pass for mid-forties.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #161 on: September 04, 2020, 10:22:34 PM »
Roger Moore managed to play the role until he was 58! There's movie stars around that age (Tom Cruise (58), Brad Pitt (56), Keanu (56) who don't look out of place in action roles. Liam Neeson is almost 70! I think Craig has been fed up with the role for years now, but I think I'd quite happily do another one for the £20 million he was paid. Or for free.

Connery said himself in interviews that he always looked 10 years older than he was, definitely thought he was older than 32 in Dr. No.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #162 on: September 12, 2021, 03:48:49 PM »
Is this the approved Bond thread? Apparently the runtime has been confirmed as 2h43m, the longest Bond ever.

I’ve decided I want to see this in the cinema. There’s a reason for that - it was going to be the next film me & MrsMoth went to see together, after Knives Out in January 2020 (we don’t go to the cinema much). But I’d prefer a less-than-packed theatre to sit in for three hours; pondering whether to wait a week or two…
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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #163 on: September 12, 2021, 04:02:56 PM »
Yes, I really want to see this in the cinema as well. Been avoiding cinemas because I don't fancy spending an unbroken 90-180 minutes of wearing a mask, plus I've got a VR headset at home which gives me the cinema experience minus the mask and the sound of popcorn and the smell of hotdogs.

Bond is a bit special though, really want to go to the Dominion in Edinburgh for the proper experience.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #164 on: September 12, 2021, 04:15:19 PM »
Yeah, I'm cautiously excited that they seem to be taking a bit of a step back into the big, maximalist action-adventure territory they've largely ceded to the Mission Impossible films for the last 20 years. Hopefully this film is as grand and romantic as the trailer makes it look and there isn't too much leaden continuity-wallowing or a boring MI6-bound B story that feels like an episode of Spooks.

All my thoughts, pretty much.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #165 on: September 12, 2021, 04:59:33 PM »
Haven’t they had about ten villains in a row now whose premise is “we’re brothers”?

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #166 on: September 12, 2021, 05:59:23 PM »
Connery said himself in interviews that he always looked 10 years older than he was, definitely thought he was older than 32 in Dr. No.

Holy fuck. He's my age in that? Jesus.



This makes me feel young and old at the same time.

mothman

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #167 on: September 12, 2021, 06:03:11 PM »
Someone at work told me that the companies that had product placements in this are stressing now because their featured stuff (cars, tech, clothing) is all last year’s models.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #168 on: September 12, 2021, 06:06:28 PM »
Someone at work told me that the companies that had product placements in this are stressing now because their featured stuff (cars, tech, clothing) is all last year’s models.

I remember a lot of Bond themed adverts in the early weeks of lockdown, presumably because - unlike the film - they couldn't push it back.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #169 on: September 12, 2021, 06:21:35 PM »

mothman

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #170 on: September 12, 2021, 06:31:15 PM »
I suppose I should have expected that. Oh wait, I did.

Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #171 on: September 12, 2021, 07:17:43 PM »
Stop getting Bond long!

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #172 on: September 15, 2021, 01:21:34 PM »
Has anyone listened to the podcast Kill James Bond, at all? It's a bit hacky and zoomerish, but fairly amusing anyway.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #173 on: September 16, 2021, 11:46:29 PM »
I am subbed to it on Patreon, tickles me a lot ! Their Cars 2 ep was sublime

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #174 on: September 17, 2021, 12:50:08 AM »
Nice to see they thought that "cunt in a hurricane" line from the Spectre trailer was worth bringing back for the trailer for this.

Old Nehamkin

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #175 on: September 17, 2021, 09:40:04 AM »
Has anyone listened to the podcast Kill James Bond, at all? It's a bit hacky and zoomerish, but fairly amusing anyway.

I see them pop up on my twitter feed now and then but they always seem a bit too smugly contemptuous of the Bond films and people who like them for me to feel very interested in checking out their show. Do they go much further than just sort of pointing and laughing at the movies for being old and dated and not reflective of modern progressive values or whatever? It just feels a bit fish in a barrel.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #176 on: September 17, 2021, 11:14:53 AM »
It is a bit like that, to be honest. I can't listen to it when my wife is there, because she'd just tell me it's shit (which I already know). But, the funny bits are funny - unlike the similarly premised 'Masters of Our Domain' Seinfeld podcast.

mothman

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #177 on: September 17, 2021, 07:45:19 PM »
I still listen to Smershpod but it doesn’t half get on my nerves a lot of the time. The host plainly doesn’t know a lot about James Bond - it’s frequently obvious he’s never read any of the books - and displays a telling lack of intellectual curiosity. And whereas he had some good guests on (Samira Ahmed for one; and the double act of actors Alastair Petrie and Rufus Wright) but all too often they’re C-list comedians who think being clever but pretending to be stupid for comedic effect will get them on Eight Out Of Ten Cats Does Countdown. And all the recent episodes - I presume lockdowns have been a factor - have featured the one same comedian whose entire act seems to be that he’s Welsh.

When it’s good (any episode with the aforementioned guests; some of the “sidePods” such as The Long Good Friday one) it’s good. But when it’s bad (those comedians; any episode that isn’t about a Moore Bond, especially the Craigs, which seem to annoy the host) it’s dire.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #178 on: September 17, 2021, 07:54:21 PM »
Hope they call it No Time To Diet like that Robbie Coltrane film.

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Re: No Time To Die (Bond 25)
« Reply #179 on: September 17, 2021, 08:03:47 PM »
The Al Murray and Sanj Kohli Smershpods are excellent, get em!

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