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Eateries calling customers the bad 'c' word

Started by king_tubby, December 05, 2019, 03:35:39 PM

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king_tubby


SpiderChrist

If it looks like a cunt and acts like a cunt, then it's a cunt.

seepage


bgmnts

The director backing them up and everything, get in!

This makes me want to go there.



SpiderChrist

It is my experience that cunts really hate being called cunts. The fucking cunts.

Cuellar

QuoteCustomer shocked after being called a 'c**t' by cafe

Well you would be, wouldn't you

DrGreggles

Quote from: Cuellar on December 05, 2019, 03:45:18 PM
Well you would be, wouldn't you

Of course I would.
I'm not a cunt - I'm lovely!

Unlike the bloke in the story, who's clearly a cunt.

dissolute ocelot

If you're not going to complain in person but just weasel out some cunty crap on the socials, you deserve to have someone shit in your overpriced tea. Reading between the lines, I'm guessing staff politely explained about the existence of the laptop-free zones (it's a cafe not a fucking WeWork you freeloading scumcunt), and he went off on one.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Even has his own cunty little website, for people with cunty beards and moustaches:

https://mr-masey.co.uk/

Buelligan

He's definitely a cunt.  I hope kitchens everywhere will read of this and offer him the special should he attempt to eat or drink.

pigamus

What did the cafe do wrong, exactly? Nothing. Seems fair enough to me.

Captain Z

Customer: cunt
Cafe: cunts

It's cunts all the way down.

Buelligan

Café Cunt has a lovely ring to it actually, we should open one up.

the

Absolutely shocking.


It's Greggs, not Gregg's

bgmnts

I've come to absolutely fucking detest this man.

Fucking fifty three, cunt.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Pancake

Anyone who starts a sentence with 'You sir...' is a cunt

Jumblegraws

Quote from: bgmnts on December 05, 2019, 03:55:26 PM
I've come to absolutely fucking detest this man.

Fucking fifty three, cunt.
Yeah, sign me up for the orchestrated outrage and cancellation campaign.
That might sound like I'm being sarcastic, so just to clarify I am completely on the same page as bgmnts and the rest of the posters.

kngen

Dishes it out, but cannae take it. Hallmark of a cunt.

pancreas

People, please! We are above this kind of fucking language.



jobotic

My siblings live in Brighton, I have friends in Brighton, I go there quite often, in fact I like Brighton quite a bit.

But what a town of cunts it is.


jobotic


SteveDave

This is all the more delicious for me as he's the spit of my ex's new old man boyfriend. Cunt.

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

https://metro.co.uk/2017/11/26/man-fined-600-for-recycling-box-from-vegan-beard-business-7110300/

I'm not sure. I like to think that they told him to go and stand behind the bins, fold his arms and look a bit cross, but maybe they just shopped it.

I don't use Facebook. Could somebody insult him in the comments section on that article? I think "Cunt" would be quite apt.