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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

Started by madhair60, December 06, 2019, 09:38:50 AM

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This thread title made me laugh

     

Not to make a criticism or anything, it just smacked slightly of 'running out of topics to discuss The Sodding Beatles'




pigamus

Quote from: BlodwynPig on January 11, 2020, 08:18:35 PM
What a perfect image for post-Brexit Britain. Discordant and aggressive bells ringing up and down the land

holyzombiejesus

From the Roger Scruton Dead thread.

Quote from: Bennett Brauer on January 13, 2020, 01:21:26 AM
The usual unpleasant CaB sputum being disgorged over someone far more intelligent and talented than any of you.

Yes, a lot of what he he said and did could appear to be stuck in the past, but he was first and foremost a man who brought a lot of pleasure to thousands of people, and if he seems hidebound and old-fashioned to you, I think that's your fucking problem.

You stupid, ignorant arseholes.

Quote from: Bennett Brauer on January 13, 2020, 01:22:45 AM
^  Sorry about that. I'd got him confused with Roger De Courcey.

Blue Jam



Jockice


holyzombiejesus

I think it was the 'fucking hell?!' I muttered after reading the first post that made the 2nd even better.

Rich Uncle Skeleton


petril

Quote from: Endicott on January 14, 2020, 03:28:03 PM
The final thing Oscar said to The Six Million Dollar Man after the operation was;

Steve, my friend, I'm afraid you will still poo. You might even shite yourself at an inopportune moment. Not even we could help with that.

read that in Geoff Tipps' voice for extra effect

madhair60

Quote from: TheMonk on January 16, 2020, 10:18:05 AM
I like short people,
I like small people,
I love midgets
I'm wild for dwarves

Utterly puerile, cheap and easy guffaw from me. Sorry.

Dewt

It all comes together with "wild for dwarves". It somehow improves the lines before it.

paruses

Quote from: imitationleather on January 16, 2020, 04:18:48 PM
Prompted by this I opened up all my post too and everything was from my dad telling me he never knew they stacked shit that high. :(

What a lovely image. Still laughing.

alan nagsworth


Pseudopath

From the "Songs that morph into other songs when you recall them inside your head" thread:

Quote from: Fisher Goes Berserk on January 17, 2020, 04:52:00 PM
Fuck the pain away
Down in Fraggle Rock

Dewt

Quote from: paruses on January 16, 2020, 04:22:59 PM
What a lovely image. Still laughing.
Am I missing something, or is it just the fact that he opened it and his dad was being an absolute rotter? (which is very funny)

Pingers

Quote from: Pseudopath on January 17, 2020, 06:45:02 PM
From the "Songs that morph into other songs when you recall them inside your head" thread:

Oh boy, that's an association that's never going away now.

paruses

Quote from: Dewt on January 17, 2020, 07:10:36 PM
Am I missing something, or is it just the fact that he opened it and his dad was being an absolute rotter? (which is very funny)

No - that was my reading of it. I just liked the idea of getting not just one letter but a whole pile all saying the same rotten thing. I also liked the :( as if it were inevitable.

imitationleather


paruses

Quote from: imitationleather on January 17, 2020, 08:20:39 PM
It's just such a dad thing to do, though.

If I quote that in the thread it's in will the site crash? Is that why we all have to log in again?

Pseudopath


Ferris

Madhair's "Take a break! Jr" thread

Quote from: madhair60 on January 17, 2020, 10:13:11 AM
Mum said we'd go to the park... THEN IT RAINED

MERLIN SHOCK: "Four shiny Shearers in one pack"

Ryan said I could play... HE HAD HIS FINGERS CROSSED

Laughed like a drain.

McFlymo


gib

Quote from: Jim Bob on January 11, 2020, 03:41:40 PM
From the 'Glory Holes' thread...

Both of these posts gave me a good chuckle.

just popped in through the tissuey veil to say lol

Rich Uncle Skeleton

Groundhog day thread

Quote from: thecuriousorange on January 16, 2020, 10:13:22 PM
Imagine if, on one of his breakdown days, he withdrew all his money from the bank, set fire to it and ran into a school naked. But as bad luck would have it, that was the day the spell was broken and he spends the rest of his life dealing with the consequences.

I can't describe the run I imagined him doing into the school but I'm laughing way too much at this

touchingcloth

From the Martin Lewis thread:

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on January 17, 2020, 07:34:04 AM
The above inspired these desolation posts

I can't be fagged to copy each of the individual quotes so you'll have to click through to read (and if you do you'll see why I can't be fagged). Nice one, Shoulders, cheers, all the best.