Two of the few photos we have of the forbidding Venereal surface,[1] snapped shortly before the probe was destroyed by atmospheric conditions aliens with hammers: 1. we've all got one
I believe private property is theft and no one should live in poverty. Emma [Kennedy] just thinks the Queen was brill for filming that bit with Daniel Craig.
Drilling holes in all the cups and asking "why don't you do that with the ferries".Pointing at ships and asking if they are ferries.Trying to shove a ferry up his arse.
Shere Hite, feminist author, gift to critics who like Spoonerisms, and the woman who taught me how to get to Clitheroe in a Vol vo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54120483[/quote
Having looked at the edit history, perhaps not. The same person who put that in had previously also added this insightful piece of information:QuoteAdam has spoken publicly about his ongoing battle with male pattern baldness, having lost almost all of his hair in his late 20s. He is keen for other young men who suffer with the same condition not to fee embarassed as he did and advocates strongly the wearing of baseball caps as a way of 'hiding the bald'. However, this too causes a struggle for Priestley due to the incredibly small size of his head and the need to buy hats in children's sizes.He’s a teacher at a school in Leeds, so the number of potential suspects is endless, really.
wait a minute
Does Danger Man genuinely profit off of human misery? That would be a shame if true. :/
We are all prostitutes....
Both of these courtesy of Al in the Farage thread:
A friend of mine maintains that a friend of his works in a Golden Wonder factory, and that every so often the production line will spit out a gold rather than green packet of cheese and onion, these gold bags being intended to be eaten by the person responsible for checking quality on the production line. My friend says he badly wants one of these golden packets of Golden Wonder for himself, but I suspect their existence may be bullshit[1]. 1. This friend is the same friend who claims that on a night out he gave a tenner to the staff in a kebab shop so that he could come behind the counter and take a bite out of the döner cylinder while attached to the rotisserie.
You just won an Austin Montego you cunt.
The magazine for people who create nothing but know everything.
This is quite a good line but could well apply to this forum (except for the magazine bit).
give the kids footy shoesABSTAINput hammers and aids in the waterLANDSLIDE VICTORYYYYY
