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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1320 on: September 15, 2020, 02:14:31 PM »
Two of the few photos we have of the forbidding Venereal surface,[1] snapped shortly before the probe was destroyed by atmospheric conditions aliens with hammers:


 1. we've all got one

Don't know why "aliens with hammers" tickled me so much but it really did.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1322 on: September 16, 2020, 04:00:06 AM »
mgvk,

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« Reply #1323 on: September 16, 2020, 10:39:29 AM »
I believe private property is theft and no one should live in poverty. Emma [Kennedy] just thinks the Queen was brill for filming that bit with Daniel Craig.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1325 on: September 16, 2020, 12:18:33 PM »


Exactly the sort of eloquently funny rage that keeps me coming back to this forum.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1326 on: September 18, 2020, 06:18:26 AM »
Drilling holes in all the cups and asking "why don't you do that with the ferries".

Pointing at ships and asking if they are ferries.

Trying to shove a ferry up his arse.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1328 on: September 18, 2020, 10:34:34 PM »
The inept film posters thread had me crying

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« Reply #1329 on: September 18, 2020, 11:03:25 PM »
Mr Farenheit has a really good eye, not just taking film references and plonking the objects in there as replacements but understanding what elements of each of them are actually funny and building on that artistically.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1330 on: September 19, 2020, 07:49:50 AM »
Shere Hite, feminist author, gift to critics who like Spoonerisms, and the woman who taught me how to get to Clitheroe in a Vol vo. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54120483
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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1331 on: September 19, 2020, 03:16:16 PM »
That TRON photoshop fucking floored me.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1332 on: September 20, 2020, 02:47:27 AM »
Having looked at the edit history, perhaps not. The same person who put that in had previously also added this insightful piece of information:

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Adam has spoken publicly about his ongoing battle with male pattern baldness, having lost almost all of his hair in his late 20s. He is keen for other young men who suffer with the same condition not to fee embarassed as he did and advocates strongly the wearing of baseball caps as a way of 'hiding the bald'. However, this too causes a struggle for Priestley due to the incredibly small size of his head and the need to buy hats in children's sizes.


He’s a teacher at a school in Leeds, so the number of potential suspects is endless, really.

This in the Wikipedia thread. Still crying

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1333 on: September 21, 2020, 10:33:14 AM »
wait a minute











Last image took me completely by surprise.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1334 on: September 22, 2020, 01:35:58 PM »
Pretty much everybody in the Labour thread, a thread that just keeps on giving.

Except Kelvin. He's the sensible one. Almost the Keir Starmer of the thread, if you will.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1335 on: September 22, 2020, 01:42:19 PM »
You must watch them all becoming consumed by bitterness and think 'shit, I need to reinvent my act'.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1336 on: September 22, 2020, 01:45:30 PM »
At least the sorry state of the country is making some people happy :)

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1337 on: September 22, 2020, 01:52:09 PM »
Money to be made!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1338 on: September 22, 2020, 06:36:33 PM »
Eviction day is this week isn’t it?

Danger Man’s going to be busy.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1339 on: September 22, 2020, 06:38:06 PM »
Does Danger Man genuinely profit off of human misery? That would be a shame if true. :/

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« Reply #1340 on: September 22, 2020, 07:17:09 PM »
Does Danger Man genuinely profit off of human misery? That would be a shame if true. :/

We are all prostitutes....

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« Reply #1341 on: September 22, 2020, 07:17:59 PM »
We are all prostitutes....

How much, love?


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1343 on: September 22, 2020, 07:33:37 PM »
That bobsleigh one is terrifying. Genuinely a berzerk piece of brilliance.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1344 on: September 23, 2020, 03:47:41 AM »
From Pijlstaart (who else)
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,82539.msg4312507.html#msg4312507

It was the poet Phillip Larkin who said of Hull:

There is heaven on the Humber,
bags of heroin, high in number,
your burdens it will unencumber
a sugared, black tar juicy plunder,
sweet needle rends your veins asunder,
hey ho, nonny no, give my skag a go

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1345 on: September 23, 2020, 12:07:17 PM »
Both of these courtesy of Al in the Farage thread:

That bobsleigh pic is just ridiculous you talented fucks.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1346 on: September 23, 2020, 12:25:48 PM »
A friend of mine maintains that a friend of his works in a Golden Wonder factory, and that every so often the production line will spit out a gold rather than green packet of cheese and onion, these gold bags being intended to be eaten by the person responsible for checking quality on the production line.

My friend says he badly wants one of these golden packets of Golden Wonder for himself, but I suspect their existence may be bullshit[1].
 1. This friend is the same friend who claims that on a night out he gave a tenner to the staff in a kebab shop so that he could come behind the counter and take a bite out of the döner cylinder while attached to the rotisserie.

I don't know why third-hand claims like this always make me laugh, but that's an absolute belter.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1347 on: September 23, 2020, 03:32:32 PM »
You just won an Austin Montego you cunt.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1348 on: September 23, 2020, 08:11:21 PM »
The magazine for people who create nothing but know everything.

This is quite a good line but could well apply to this forum (except for the magazine bit).

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1349 on: September 24, 2020, 05:14:48 AM »
give the kids footy shoes

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