The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Pink Gregory]

John Cale and Lou Reed consider rewrite

[Rizla]

Driving a car can feel quite overwhelming, but there are ways of thinking about it that can help you understand what's going on.

Imagine that when you start the engine, you are taking a bat to a wet market in Wuhan.

When you put your foot down on the accelerator you are contributing to the spread of a new mutation of the SARS virus and when you press on the brakes you are wearing a mask and gathering outdoors in a group of 6 or fewer.

The semi-positive news is that you've passed your driving test but the flipside is that you've been responsible for the death of over a million people.

[madhair60]

If you make your bus women only, you can get away with a much smaller, less powerful, engine. Think that's probably what's going on here.

[Thomas]

You just know the Fat Controller's Twitter feed would be a cesspit.

[Paul Calf]

fox news reporting that president trump's boner just swelled to an enormous size and unfurled an american flag from the urethra. cry more, libs

*salutes*

[Paul Calf]

Everything in the Farage Photoshop thread, obviously, but oh my fucking life, Glebe.

[jenna appleseed]

If I were a rich man I'd travel on a Ryanair Boeing rather than a private jet, as those things seem to crash a lot. I'd probably spend the rest of my time biddy biddy bumming.

[Captain Z]

Ross Kemp: Undercover.

[Huxleys Babkins]

On the subject of Glebe:

David Dickinson polishes off a full packet of Viscount biscuits with a cuppa whilst watching Pointless. Doesn't seem like deso, but look closer; he's naked from the waist down.

[DistressedArea]

😆

[Ferris]

Glebe been fuckin smashing it recently

[Sebastian Cobb]

I saw some hasidic jews at London zoo once.  They were having a great time.

Controversial exhibit these days.

[Chollis]

Glebe been fuckin smashing it recently

+1

[batwings]

Glebe been fuckin smashing it recently

Yes indeed. Glebe is good.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Glebe been fuckin smashing it recently

Came to post same

[Bad Ambassador]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,49948.msg4341112.html#msg4341112

[non capisco]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,49948.msg4341112.html#msg4341112

Ha ha, yep, just came in here to nominate that one!

[non capisco]

This and all, for fuck's sake.

[Blue Jam]

Would gladly.

[oy vey]

Glebe, Al and co - wow. I wish I found that thread sooner.

[idunnosomename]

[pancreas]

Are union reps allowed to refuse cases? I mean if Mr. Otter had approached the union for representation would they be allowed to basically say "Mate you wished cancer on your boss, called him a cunt three times and said you were going to burn him to death. In writing. There's nothing remotely convincing we could say in your defence so we're not even prepared to try."?

[Ferris]

I was reading about Japanese musician Isao Tomita apropos of nothing, and remembered the CaB thread when he died that some card tagged with "Let's call the whole thing off".

Really had a chuckle at that.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I was reading about Japanese musician Isao Tomita apropos of nothing, and remembered the CaB thread when he died that some card tagged with "Let's call the whole thing off".

Really had a chuckle at that.

We are in admiration.

[steve98]

Just got that :) :)

[Glebe]

Everything in the Farage Photoshop thread, obviously, but oh my fucking life, Glebe.

Aw cheers PC, only saw this now! Oh fuck and thanks everyone else for your kindness too, fuck me, cheered me right up this has!

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Aw cheers PC, only saw this now! Oh fuck and thanks everyone else for your kindness too, fuck me, cheered me right up this has!

Yep you're smashing it at the moment. Have a gold star ⭐ for your commitment to Hans/Farage wronging.

[selectivememory]

Glebe's David Dickinson thread is bringing me a lot of joy at the moment too.

[Mr Farenheit]

The Seagull Diairies and the Now Streaming thread were great also.

[chveik]

love the idea of HS.Art bloopers too