The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[idunnosomename]

I had a quick search but have we ever had a thread properly about the bloke in that video? He was a petty criminal who was arrested in a case of mistaken identity for a much bigger felon and why they used disproportionate force and it was filmed by news crews. His bizarre performance was improv'd to make him seem insane, so genius on his part imo

The "succulent Chinese meal" that was interpreted as context for him being a serial "dine and dash" con-artist was actually just pure nonsense.

Nevertheless he reprised his part at the end of this punk video released (and presumably shot) early this year. still got those mellifluous booming pipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jAJHRW_Yo

[idunnosomename]

sake

I watched skidmarks glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

[studpuppet]

I had a quick search but have we ever had a thread properly about the bloke in that video?

Interview here - seems to have turned in to Clive James. Got his own website, T-shirts and wine...

https://www.mrdemocracymanifest.com.au

[idunnosomename]

a good grift, sir

[Ferris]

I was distracted by the lingering shot of that lovely Casio F91-W.

couldn't look away.

[magval]

Asked in another thread but was the wrong place, but what has prompted his return to prominence round these parts? It's really caught fire again.

After discovering Pern recently, and his being featured there, I'm delighted he's returned to my life.

[idunnosomename]

My aunt once made me a TARDIS cake and it made me shit blue.

[Retinend]

the one below this one: https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,83011.msg4345107.html#msg4345107

[Blue Jam]

who you gonna call

[Fambo Number Mive]

Does Prof Davey Jones have his own locker to change in?

[holyzombiejesus]

You return to the house some years later...

[The Mollusk]

Hahaha I somehow missed that

[Shit Good Nose]

As I know a lot of you don't ever go in the what do you look like? threads, I didn't want these two to get lost (go to the thread to see the accompanying image for the first one for context):

What computer mouse is that?

[Paul Calf]

Group effort here:

What do these two-headed things shit out of?

Dunno but soon as I find the hole I'm shagging that as well

theres another one thats just two arses

What name does it post on here as?

...and the inevitable:

It's this poster

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile

[kittens]

rereading an old thread, pissed myself at replies' post here about his idea for a donkey "kong"

Thank you!


I have certainly long been considering the possibility of this donkey "kong" wearing a tie of some kind - either a gratuitously repugnant bow tie stained with grease or a quite pleasant work tie like they have in Canary Wharf.  Red is a brilliant idea.  Initials in yellow is great too - it would contrast well with the red, and whose initials should be best scribed on the donkey "kong"'s own clothing than his very own initials?  We're totally on the same wavelength with this and I am gathering quite the flurry of momentum.

I absolutely do believe that an extended family of donkey "kong" relatives is called for with some immediacy.  For most of my life I have understood that the Dizzy games on the ZX Spectrum never positively kicked into full force until the Yolkfolk arrived on the scene with their hilarious full-dimensional personalities and their delicious box art, and I've no doubt donkey "kong" will quickly rub up against the issue of having no extended family until he has an extended family.  Where will his extended family be?  Exactly, he won't have one yet, at least until he does.

Kids, step-kids, aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews, grandparents, cousins of all conceivable shapes and sizes, and maybe even parents (although I am afeard that parents for the donkey "kong" might be unfathomably angry and bossy, growing into too much of a restriction as the sequels progress, so perhaps they should be long dead before the first game begins).  You name it (apart from parents)!  Siblings, even!!

In particular I was thinking of perhaps a nephew-type character with a name along the lines of doopily dozy dinokong or drisden dopamine donkeychild.


anyway cheers for your feedback.  The support is gratifying and I feel quite compelled to move forwards.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

On wanking:

We're all getting our 5 a day I trust?

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

[idunnosomename]

The very wholesome punchline made me guffaw but i think i'll leave it so everyone can enjoy it themselves

[Cuellar]

Absolutely love Mr Fahrenheit's narrative 'shops.

[Better Midlands]

Absolutely love Mr Fahrenheit's narrative 'shops.

Yep, he's very talented.

[paruses]

The very wholesome punchline made me guffaw but i think i'll leave it so everyone can enjoy it themselves

Lovely. Favourite bit is the two lifebelt frames.

[Dex Sawash]

From the hanxiety thread

Peter's MD 20/20 Thoughts

[Marner and Me]

I nobbed that witch.

Just classic blunt honesty

[Alberon]

Glebe continuing to hit it out of the park.

"Lt. Worf, what are you doing?"

"Go on without me Captain, I must bring myself off! Harry Kim, Harry Kim, Harry Kim, Harry Kim..."

[The Cloud of Unknowing]

Just classic blunt honesty

I think you turned your clock back too far.

[SpiderChrist]

I worked with a Yorkshireman who was almost stereotypically blunt and forthright with his opinions. He once described another colleague as looking like "he gets his hair cut in a fucking rocking chair"

[pancreas]

I heard that there was this one man who had all piercings and the virus got in through the holes.

[Shit Good Nose]

Tell her David Attenborough is dead and then say nah just joking its only Bobby Ball.

[Butchers Blind]

[Norton Canes]

Is this forum named after them