The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Norton Canes]

Tell her David Attenborough is dead and then say nah just joking its only Bobby Ball.

I was going to save that until her dad died

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

on that Bowie biopic that features none of his music

David Bowie: "Hi everyone, I've got a new song about space."
Crowd: "Woohoo!"
David Bowie: "Would you like to hear it?"
Crowd: "No need!"
David Bowie: "T'rific."

[non capisco]

^ Heh heh, that's great.

[beanheadmcginty]

He does....




And you should see his back!

The fact that he actually has Saint and Greavsie tattooed on his head made me laugh anyway and then having to scroll down and seeing the QoS tatt appear was perfect timing.

[Captain Z]

He doesn't actually have "Greavsie" tattooed on his head though, that's Mr Farenheit's work.

[wosl]

Farenheit just photoshopped that over 'Le Tissier'.

[Paul Calf]

Oh, right. I assumed that it was genuine as I thought I'd seen it from different angles. Amazing work from the Imperial Scale there.

[idunnosomename]

Ball's deep in the ground now.

[The Cloud of Unknowing]

^ Satchmo Distel posted the subtler "Ball's deep" hours before that.

[non capisco]

Never Say Anything Again

[bgmnts]

^ Satchmo Distel posted the subtler "Ball's deep" hours before that.

I genuinely didn't know, sorry.

[wosl]

Tommy Cannon always looks a bit sinister to me, like a low level gangster

Just beaten me to this post. Even seeing him as a septiganarian on celeb Masterchef I had the impression that you could quickly end up on the wrong end of a "What do you mean I'm funny? I'm funny how?"

But in a much more parochial way and in a pub.

Esp. Gulf's tag-on.

[Inspector Norse]

That's just an actually haunted house, you insensitive prick.

[Ray Travez]

Went to this one Halloween party once and they did bobbing for apples, and one boy bobbed his head down into the barrel of apples and when he came back up his head was completely gone! He was just a neck! Everyone was running around screaming, and then when I looked into the barrel, all the apples had little faces and one of them was the boy's face.

[Thomas]

FUCK Halloween

get out of grave

[idunnosomename]

nice.

[Paul Calf]

What's he actually doing?

Making us strain to find Hans

[SpiderChrist]

Can't believe there's cunts in parliament arguing that business is more important than people's lives

[Ray Travez]

Rubbish telly compared to British election coverage.

I want to see Jeremy Vine stalking the CGI corridors of a Florida high school, picking off exit poll results with his plastic AK-47.

[imitationleather]

Yes that creased me too. Excellent stuff.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

This is providing a list of "states never to visit"

The United States, for example.

[paruses]

Both parts of this:

Farage is definitely the sort of guy who'd get in a hot tub naked with you.

And yet he failed to RSVP.

[ASFTSN]

I want Andrew Niel to ask a question of some cunt and then when they've answered they go back to him and he's looking like he's mulling over the important things they've said, and you can tell that because he's holding his glasses in his hands and looking serious. But he doesn't move. Then there's a small tcik! sound as his glasses fall out of his fingers and onto the table. He's still staring though hasn't moved.

[Paul Calf]

^ :D

[bgmnts]

[SpiderChrist]

Just hearing that Michigan forgot what number they were up to and have had to start counting again.

[non capisco]

^ That one got me good too.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Get that cunt doing laps of an icy car park.

[Bernice]

Feel like pure shit just wanna cull 1.5m mink.

[Pingers]

Biden says after election results are clear, next step is to "turn down the temperature

Odd. Usually pensioners have the heating on full blast.

Shoulders has been on good form lately - must be getting 'nuff blowjobs