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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

Started by madhair60, December 06, 2019, 09:38:50 AM

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Small Man Big Horse


non capisco

This one from the same thread made me chuckle

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on January 17, 2020, 12:16:32 PM
SHE SAID THEY'D PUT HAIRS ON MY CHEST: My broad bean hell

buttgammon

Quote from: bigfatheart on January 19, 2020, 02:37:41 PM
TERF's Up
by
Gender-Critical Mass (2020)

1. What the Fuck Is Wrong With You?
2. Dude Looks Like a Lady (Probably Because He Wants to Get Into the Women's Toilets)
3. Man, I Feel Like an Adult Human Female
4. Hello, Jon, Gotta New Posie Parker Video I Want You to Watch
5. We Hate It When Our Friends Get Brainwashed By the Woke Stasi
6. A Message To You, Beardy
7. (I'm From) I Ran (So Far Away)
8. The Glinner Takes It All
9. I Often Dream of Trans
10. What the Fuck Is Wrong With You? '88 Remix


Cerys


PlanktonSideburns

All the more hilarious for the dead links




Quote from: eluc55 on March 15, 2013, 02:07:22 AM
You're all too fucking nice.

I can't tell you how many times I've killed an innocent NPC for failing me, saying something insolent or - worst - not watching where they're going. In skyrim, I was always hiring mercenary's who were rude to me, just so that I could take them to far flung places and break their spirits, then their bodies.

In this guy's case, I lured him into my house at night, decapitated him and dragged him into my fire pit.




I had a special place for my most hated character, J'Zargo. You know the bit where you have to sacrifice someone to one of the Daedric Gods? I refused to do that mission for weeks, until J'Zargo had sold me all of the spells I needed... just so that I could take him to the shrine, tie him to a post, remove my helmet so he could look into my eyes.... 



..and gut him like a fish.



I then took everything he owned and left him propped up as a warning to the kingdoms.


This woman was rude to me every time I visited her shop.






This woman was bossy and ungrateful... so I threw her head in the river, and put her body on the industrial saw, then turned it on. 







This is the time I stripped Ulfric's corpse naked and sat him at the table as a daily reminder to the Thanes never again to disobey me.





Oh, and this is me pushing my horse off a waterfall because it kept running off.




As I say, you're all too fucking nice.


Cerys

If you turn it upside down it looks like a happy grapefruit with nipple rings and shades.

Jim Bob

Quote from: Cerys on January 19, 2020, 07:52:45 PM
If you turn it upside down it looks like a happy grapefruit with nipple rings and shades.

*loads up Photoshop*



Coo.  It does and all!

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You and your photoshop!  I was able to do it by just turning my head upside down.


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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Jim Bob on January 19, 2020, 10:47:42 PM
*loads up Photoshop*



Coo.  It does and all!

To me that looks like a grapefruit lying back with its feet up and its hands behind its head. Maybe it's sitting on a sun lounger. See? Those are feet, not nipple rings. You people have pure fetid filth polluting your brains.


Cerys





Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: mrpupkin on January 21, 2020, 11:37:58 AM
Went sober
Still the same old cunt
Went vegan
Still the same old cunt
Went swimming
Still the same old cunt
No more wanks
Still the same old cunt
Accepted Christ
Still the same old cunt
Fucks sake

Poetry, that.

Blue Jam



paruses

Quote from: the on January 21, 2020, 12:40:02 PM
Daftness from the Jeopardy! thread:

Yes - the whole thread has brightened the start to my afternoon. Thanks. Amazed there's never been a British version though.

shoulders



Dewt



Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

We don't need shitty Jeopardy when we have The Wall with Danny Dyer.

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 21, 2020, 05:08:44 PM
We don't need shitty Jeopardy when we have The Wall with Danny Dyer.

I think you'll find it's pronounced Dale Winton.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I'm afraid Dale is a very poor presenter nowadays. He struggles to get work.