The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Replies From View]

It was so good in part because it was a response to somebody else's post.  If somebody had instead set it up for themselves it would have been less witty.

[touchingcloth]

It was so good in part because it was a response to somebody else's post.  If somebody had instead set it up for themselves it would have been less witty.

Don't explain it to these fannies. Their loss, mate, their fucking loss.

[Butchers Blind]

It was so good in part because it was a response to somebody else's post.  If somebody had instead set it up for themselves it would have been less witty.

They were in cahoots to get it to work.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

It was so good in part because it was a response to somebody else's post.  If somebody had instead set it up for themselves it would have been less witty.

DrGreggles did PM me in advance asking me to post that. I feel like I need to be honest here.

[Dex Sawash]

Couple of contenders for Up The Arse Corner here, too.

Pounded In The Butt By My Own Indian Child Abusing Former Self

[druss]

"Man featured at Giuliani press conference is a sex offender, his name is Rudy Giuliani"

[jenna appleseed]

He looks like a waxwork Minty from EastEnders that's been left too long near a hot radiator.

[lankyguy95]

'I am no nearer to catching COVID now, than twelve months ago when it started'

[Darles Chickens]

Pet Shop Boys Tour 2050. After zombie apocalypse.

[ASFTSN]

invented a sandwich pissed and starving at the end of a bbq this summer. dry roasted peanuts and newman's own salad dressing in between two slices of any bread. sopping wet getting peanuts and juice everywhere. everyone said they stank. i had loads. mouth is watering thinking about it now

mainly because the "any bread" and "i had loads" implies they were so delicious that multiple loaves were used during this abhorrent frenzy.

[Head Gardener]

No use crying over killed mink.

[Dex Sawash]

I hear the sound of abundance of rain I hear the sound of furlough

[idunnosomename]

in my brain I got mixed up and thought that was another T.S. Eliot reference

[Paul Calf]

It was the gold toilet that got me.

[canadagoose]

I don't know why this gave me such a chortle, but it did.

[touchingcloth]

Wanking thread

[Icehaven]

From the Latest 'Monkey Christ' style Restoration Bodge thread;

Excellent.

[holyzombiejesus]

[Better Midlands]

From the Latest 'Monkey Christ' style Restoration Bodge thread;
Excellent.

That's great.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

That's great.

Yes, love it.

Shut those WI/MA/PA whiners up!

[touchingcloth]

Is it from something?

[jenna appleseed]

MAGA ...poo poo poo, push latest conspiracy
MAGA poo poo poo, set up Patreon, grift money
Say the left are far right, run round and round in sophistry
Come and rant every night in a Parler fantasy!

&

On Trump Tonite :

Gold Loo, Blarney and Sue, Bluster, Dribble, Pub.

[SpiderChrist]

 

Went to the shoe shop maybe.

[Uncle TechTip]

Blodders mate I've just had a terrible prolonged bout of the shits if you and Whitto want to get sifting. Covid dump or not, I actually feel bad sending that lot through the supply chain. A real home wrecker.

It's the economy of words i love, three jokes in there yet done in two lines.

[Pseudopath]

Kudos to Paul Calf for the Des O'Connor thread title, but S?-S!'s contribution made me roar:

Deso

[lankyguy95]

Back in 2012 I took my Mum to see Des O'Connor in The Wizard of Oz at the Palladium, only for the lazy fucker to take the night off / call in sick, and so we got some other non-famous old bloke instead. And did Des ever make it up to my Mum? Did he come round to the house and put on a one man show? And then lick her out for bloody ages? I've no idea but it sounds like the kind of thing he'd do, and that's why he's my favourite Des.

[Mobius]

In the Amazon Northern Ireland thread

"Come out ye package fans" made me chuckle.

and the Lawrence Fox thread

saw someone describe it as a 'glinner speedrun'.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

urga booga boo

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1328073602193879040

*eats shit literally out of boris johnson's arsehole* om nom more pls master

[Paul Calf]

The sledgehammer satire really got me:

I Asked Jeeves who won the presidential election and he didn't say Trump. My phone is racist towards whites.

[Chedney Honks]

Hi Dad, what's your name? "Dad 3.0".