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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1560 on: November 17, 2020, 12:47:48 AM »
All's Well That Curls Well
As You Shite It
Comedy of arse Tremors
Love's Bowels Lost
Measure for Measure of SHIT
Merchant of Venice WITH A POUND OF SHIT
Merry Turds of Windsor
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Cymbeline but with Faeces
Hamlet but his dad is a big ghostly turd
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Henry VIII is genuinely a shit play.
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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1561 on: November 17, 2020, 02:25:03 PM »

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1562 on: November 17, 2020, 08:33:04 PM »
So good to see these back again:

Beating a frying pan against your cummerbund to try and summon mister shrivelcock so you can consummate this night out with the suave bastard who tarmacked your Sega megadrive

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1563 on: November 17, 2020, 09:11:49 PM »
Sublime.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1564 on: November 17, 2020, 09:14:04 PM »
Yes.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1565 on: November 17, 2020, 10:13:22 PM »
https://www.onlyfoolsandhearses.co.uk/

I implore you to click the link and scroll down to the photos. Some absolutely sensational stuff in there.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1566 on: November 17, 2020, 10:20:14 PM »
I’d love a cusotmised Dellboy send off.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1567 on: November 17, 2020, 10:22:31 PM »
I’d love a cusotmised Dellboy send off.
I bet you would you dirty old bollocks.

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« Reply #1568 on: November 17, 2020, 10:31:52 PM »
It’s the haunted “are we laughing or crying? Are we funny or sad?” looks from the participants that gets me.

That; and the leopard print OFAH-branded coffin of course.

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« Reply #1569 on: November 17, 2020, 10:34:35 PM »
The testimonials page is getting into “point at laugh at grieving people” territory, but this is worth a dabble in the grey area.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1570 on: November 17, 2020, 11:49:48 PM »
Scrivener is good

I tried that but it just kept popping up a box saying 'I'd prefer not to'.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1571 on: November 17, 2020, 11:50:43 PM »
I like the testimonial which they clearly wrote themselves but after forgetting what form a testimonial is supposed to take:

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he reaction from people is priceless," he said. "It makes everyone laugh and smile. It's always the worse thing waiting for the hearse to arrive, but when we turn up, it turns it into a celebration of life. The people always say to me they're sure their loved one is looking down and laughing. That's what it is all about. Life's too short.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1572 on: November 18, 2020, 12:03:56 AM »


nice, we're in clever jokes territory over here

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1573 on: November 18, 2020, 12:09:13 AM »
I think the only place I know about Bartleby the Scrivener from is Archer, so while I got the joke it also made me feel very low-culture and pseudy.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1574 on: November 18, 2020, 08:34:05 AM »
Look, that " Only Fools And Hearses" website has *got* to be a spoof, hasn't it?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1575 on: November 18, 2020, 11:06:04 PM »
I somehow missed this one last month but it just had me giving it the full laughing policeman.



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« Reply #1576 on: November 19, 2020, 04:55:58 PM »
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,77570.1410.html

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1577 on: November 20, 2020, 08:52:27 AM »
Its base but it got me good.

From the prince phillip has passed thread

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1578 on: November 20, 2020, 03:02:34 PM »
Usually I only click the Labour topic to make the "new" button go away but this caught my eye and gave me a laugh.

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"Pub?" "I've got work tomorrow"
"We're having a meet up at uh, Brewdog on Thursday about quasi non-governmental opportunities concerning procurement"
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Faxed condolence card to former employee
"Fine people on both sides, for parking on private land featuring a clearly signposted list of rules and regulations"
Difficult relationship with Dad due to being a dead inside snake fuck
Uh uh uh.... some form of neo-third-way post-crash settlement incorporating the finest talents of the private and public sectors so BRITAIN PLC can be at its best
CLP receive Xmas card from Keir: "Thank you staff. Bromide sentiments to the team and have left some orange cordial to enjoy on the side"
Desert Island Discs: "Rio rapper BNegão, he's like a Zionist Stormzy."
Guest DJ slot on Radio 3 - "For me Der Blau Donau encompasses the emotions I feel after a troubled public sector partnership receives much needed front line investment from a private investment vehicle"
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No Silicon Heaven? But... where would all the calculators go?
Keynote Speech: "In 2018 we sang 'Football's Coming Home'. In 2021 we sing "Britain's Coming Home"
"Being grown up means acknowledging areas where the Conservatives have got things right."
"In these troubled times, isn't having the courage and bravery to acknowledge the success of the status quo the real radicalism that will define the century to come"
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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1579 on: November 21, 2020, 12:21:32 AM »
The only fools and hearses theme

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1580 on: November 21, 2020, 07:48:55 AM »
The video on that site somehow clicks through to a YouTube video of three Legend Gary twats poncing around the Balearics (two of them  maskless) complaining about CV19 restrictions.

https://youtu.be/kYC3TSqxsBQ

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1581 on: November 21, 2020, 08:20:47 AM »
Only fools in hearses soon.

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« Reply #1582 on: November 21, 2020, 09:15:01 AM »
The video on that site somehow clicks through to a YouTube video of three Legend Gary twats poncing around the Balearics (two of them  maskless) complaining about CV19 restrictions.

https://youtu.be/kYC3TSqxsBQ

"The 3 Amigos", Christ, what fucking torture. Honestly, why are they making this shit?

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1583 on: November 21, 2020, 11:56:34 PM »
You'd class them as Legend Garys? I scrolled through this vid clicking at random points and I'm annoyed I wasted that much time with it.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1584 on: November 22, 2020, 10:53:27 AM »
"The 3 Amigos", Christ, what fucking torture. Honestly, why are they making this shit?
there is lots of MacMaster merch to buy

https://themacmaster.co.uk/

Of course hes called Lee.

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« Reply #1585 on: November 22, 2020, 11:06:00 AM »
That video was shot and edited by someone who does this professionally?

Mercy.

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« Reply #1587 on: November 23, 2020, 04:50:30 PM »

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1588 on: November 23, 2020, 08:22:50 PM »
I laughed quite a bit at Captain Z and jamestc's "Only Fans and Horses" bit in that Only Fans topic. Still smirking thinking of it now.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1589 on: November 23, 2020, 10:13:46 PM »
QR code avatar of CaB user touchingcloth makes an URL that I opened with a VPN and tor browser just to be safe

Honestly, you link to ONE peodo site...

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