The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Twit 2]

Among other posts in Rolling Updates, Hs Art.

Yes, that thread is typically magnificent and that one especially good in the set. In terms of incredible turns of phrase, Torso is made for CaB desolation in the way Gibbons bros are made for Partridge banality.

[jenna appleseed]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,83980.msg4425698.html#msg4425698

steve98 "Still got their dignity though.
"

"No, that's gone too.

"

pigamus " Ricky Ross and Lorraine McIntosh look on aghast"

[touchingcloth]

that.

[canadagoose]

I remember one lad in the playground miming shagging them in quick succession, going "Bit of ta, bit of tu, bit of ta, but of tu..." like a one-man horny Chuckle Brothers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Absolutely hate carers.

[Sonny_Jim]

it is pretty amazing to think that a confederate flag has never been waved in that building until last night. or not. i bet people go in there with a good ol' boys shirt on under their zip up fleece and then have a poo in the toilets and are like the south will rise again ahhhh also what a lovely poo im having

[oy vey]

Johnson will probably work this into his next death-count speech, something light to end on ya know.

"Aheheh if I'd known how desperate the young uh uh lady was to have me in her support bubble I'd, I'd have been round there in person like a shot! So in summary: 100,000 dead, and I like to put my dick in things."

[Ferris]

A section of a Garrison cartoon.

Et tu, Elton?

[the]

"Hello, I'm Ben Garrison and my only job is to understand the workings of perspective and the human wrist"

[buttgammon]

There's a room in the Rijksmuseum that has a series of early Renaissance paintings that used perspective in ways that never caught on; some of them look amusingly bad to modern audiences, but all of them blow Garrison out of the water.

The basketball tears are the best though.

can I remind everyone of ben's greatest moment

[Replies From View]

The logic being that when we cry, tiny versions of ourselves fall from our tear-ducts?  I am quite perplexed.

They are suspended in fluid that makes me think of frogspawn.  Quite a dispiriting ride, all told.

[Cuellar]

Do the basketball-tears likewise cry basketball-tear-tears, and so on mis en abyme?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Amazing that his attempt to be inclusive and respectful is arguably his worst cartoon.

[Ferris]

Amazing that his attempt to be inclusive and respectful is arguably his worst cartoon.

Oh I don't know about that

[idunnosomename]

Amazing that his attempt to be inclusive and respectful is arguably his worst cartoon.

that's what makes it so hilariously bad though

[C_Larence]

GOTY? Cyberpunk is still gonna be released this year!!!!

Been reading through the FF7 Remake thread and this caught me off guard. I assume it was genuine at the time but in hindsight it's very funny.

[Replies From View]

Anyone who owned a large Boglin knows exactly what those biceps feel like.  Hollow, squidgy, and no articulation at the shoulder.

[TrenterPercenter]

Do the basketball-tears likewise cry basketball-tear-tears, and so on mis en abyme?

Don't they just bounce back up into his eyes?

[Alberon]

Kobe is laughing though. He loves watching basketballs suffer.

[imitationleather]

Basketballs consider being bounced and thrown through hoops a form of torture, and in basketball society Kobe Bryant was viewed as akin to Vlad the Impaler or one of those fellahs. The basketball is crying tears of joy.

Furthermore, basketballs are famous for disliking rapists.

[idunnosomename]

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Anyone who owned a large Boglin knows exactly what those biceps feel like.  Hollow, squidgy, and no articulation at the shoulder.

kickstarter for a toy rubber version of the kobe tribute basketball. Not sure how the little basketball tears will work though

[Marner and Me]

Made me giggle that one too!

[Chedney Honks]

At least it wasn't a laundry plant employee who found a dead body inside a large industrial tumble dryer in 1997 at Warrenders

Welcome back.

[Paul Calf]

I think they would have been very worried about the government reacting with something like EO 13925, but with more time and teeth to actually bring it to bear.

EO 13925... all dogs must be carried on moving walkways exceeding 10 meters in length?

Cracking Red Dwarf ref.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Also laughed

[Huxleys Babkins]

[Twonty Gostelow]

who lives in a reliquary on top of a shrine

David, it's over to you.

[madhair60]

Glorious

[jenna appleseed]

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[Glebe]

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