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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1860 on: January 12, 2021, 02:58:33 PM »
Seriously though, imagine Rassilon standing there without a knob.

Caught me offguard.  Almost asphyxiated.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1861 on: January 12, 2021, 03:28:38 PM »
big laugh here. at least eight has.

Sadly, David Baddiel's work says nothing to me about my life because I've never blacked up and stuck a pineapple on my head.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1863 on: January 12, 2021, 07:32:03 PM »
The grift will never be over, because we’re keeping the brand alive.

eta: it's gets better...

Arbeit Macht Frei(heit), presumably.
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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1864 on: January 13, 2021, 09:16:36 AM »
Happy to help!


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1866 on: January 14, 2021, 03:03:32 PM »
^ Incredible!

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1867 on: January 14, 2021, 07:55:37 PM »


The concept of a “sandwich artist” has had me rolling in the aisles.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1868 on: January 14, 2021, 08:20:43 PM »
Fucking hell, whoa. This stuff is really intense. I’m doing some serious shitting.

Bravo The Mollusk.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1869 on: January 14, 2021, 10:39:34 PM »
His TikToks are now just him filming what he's watching on telly.

Stick around for the punchline to this one https://www.tiktok.com/@user7132816715377/video/6917692965041212674

"So Graham, what have you been up to lately?"
"Actually I've just been filming something with Eddie Redmayne"

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1870 on: January 15, 2021, 02:43:51 PM »
I knew someone once who had a colonoscopy but when they put it up there and looked at the screen, it was just Russian dashcam footage of car crashes.

When I had mine done it turned out my dad had taped over my colon with the snooker.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1872 on: January 15, 2021, 08:05:11 PM »
Oh, why's that then?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1873 on: January 16, 2021, 07:04:31 AM »

Aw thanks Cuellar! Folks have been knocking out some absolutely cracking 'shops of late!

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1874 on: January 16, 2021, 08:16:53 PM »
Not saying family history can't ever be interesting (though it doesn't particularly interest me) but being "proud of one's genetic lineage" is a tell-tale sign of provincial fascism. I hope to publish a small monograph on the subject one day. How To Identify A Bigoted Dimwit by Mobbd.

Do it, if nothing else it'll be something for your eventual kids to have pride in.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1875 on: January 16, 2021, 09:36:59 PM »
It's dumb as shit, but this on Tony Bennett getting the covid vaccine:

I've heard an excerpt from his new album and it's him going "Shaba doo dah, shaba doo dez, everybody do what Bill Gates says" #justsayin #makesyouthink

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1876 on: January 16, 2021, 09:41:58 PM »
Thanks Bernice, that nomination is extremely charitable.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1877 on: January 16, 2021, 09:45:25 PM »
Sometimes no effort is just the right amount of effort.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1879 on: January 17, 2021, 11:13:24 AM »
Now come on people, you can’t just talk about CaB bad guys - you need to mention the goodies.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1880 on: January 17, 2021, 11:58:51 PM »
S09E02 - Back to Earth Part 2

The gang go for a wander and the public dig them, believing them to be the actors from Red Dwarf in costume. They discover Red Dwarf DVDs. "It's a TV series about us!" Rimmer reasons, and Kryten notes that the DVDs "recount all our adventures, every single one of them!". Everyone has a wobble over the realisation that they're not real and are merely TV characters come to life. The funniest thing about all this is the huge Red Dwarf display at the video store. I have never seen such a thing in real life. I think I saw a Series 8 DVD at CEX once in the corner, covered in shit.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1881 on: January 18, 2021, 11:23:08 AM »
I do hope every single one of those cunts in that story gets a pipe shoved down their throat and has mulched up greggs pasties poured down their gullet until their liver swells to the point of such excruciating pain that the feeling of the bolt gun pressed up against their head feels like a hug from mummy.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1882 on: January 19, 2021, 11:28:58 AM »
I went and saw Tom Jones last night, he read out the words to 'Sex Bomb'. Not going to work, mate.

I can hear this very clearly in my head and visualise elderly women scowling and irritably putting their knickers back in their handbags.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1883 on: January 20, 2021, 10:35:00 AM »

Seth Brundle shows off his Cheggars splicing results

The fact that only one of them really looks like Cheggers makes it even funnier.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1884 on: January 20, 2021, 06:53:57 PM »




Tell them that by "Others" you thought they meant the Railway Killer John Duffy.

Job application form advice to bgmnts.


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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1886 on: January 21, 2021, 12:23:09 AM »
Only just seen Mr Fahrenheit's latest masterpiece in the Matt thread - https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,83931.240.html

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1887 on: January 21, 2021, 01:51:19 AM »
Incredible.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1888 on: January 21, 2021, 06:18:25 AM »
fuckin unreal

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #1889 on: January 21, 2021, 08:23:33 AM »
Pilj's bunkbed tale in the Guardian problem page thread

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