The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[frajer]

If Liam Gallagher had to count two notes on a rising scale and then state what he does out of his cock he'd say Doe Ray Piss

Made the mistake of dipping back into this thread while at my desk. Full-on honking snorts of laughter, lovely stuff.

[Ferris]

Made the mistake of dipping back into this thread while at my desk. Full-on honking snorts of laughter, lovely stuff.

Cheers mate appreciate that but you quoted the post below mine though? Probably an honest mistake anyway don't worry about it all the best cheers now.

[frajer]

Cheers mate appreciate that but you quoted the post below mine though? Probably an honest mistake anyway don't worry about it all the best cheers now.

Heh! Enjoyed yours too. A lovely stew of Gallagher's fucked-up-brain responses.

[Ferris]

Heh! Enjoyed yours too. A lovely stew of Gallagher's fucked-up-brain responses.

Appreciate that appreciate that, all cleared up now, honest mistake, say no more about it.[nb]Edit: I'm joking and not actually that needy. Worried this is coming off as a bit aggressive so I'll ad that caveat.[/nb]

[frajer]

Appreciate that appreciate that, all cleared up now, honest mistake, say no more about it.[nb]Edit: I'm joking and not actually that needy. Worried this is coming off as a bit aggressive so I'll ad that caveat.[/nb]

Well you can just caveat my arse.

;-)

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cavearse

[Cuellar]

No thanks, I've already eaten

[jenna appleseed]

Post-rock Pat and his band Godspeed! You Black And White Cat.

[Paul Calf]

I am ashamed to admit that I guffawed.

why is my willy so small and why does it smell of prawns

[SteveDave]

Limewire was notorious for that. I remember my old housemate downloading what turned out to be homemade footage of a little bald guy in his front room who looked like the flesh version of that human character that the Pink Panther used to wind up in the cartoons, slowly splaying his anus to the musical accompaniment of 'In Da Club' by 50 Cent. Filename: The Passion Of The Christ.

[chveik]

top poster this non capisco fella

[canadagoose]

top poster this non capisco fella

Was it him that gave us the Lemmy Stratters story? I wish it was indexed on Google - I can't find it nowadays.

[Ray Travez]

thread; Reddit Wrecks Hedge Funds-

i picked up one phone and shouted "BUY BUY BUY" and then another phone and shouted "SELL SELL SELL" and now im leading back in my chair smoking a big cigar with my thumbs in my braces

[jenna appleseed]

I tried to download some grumble on kazaa back in the day by searching for 'housewife' or something and got a picture of Anne Widdecombe with the text "this is what you get for trying to download porn you dirty boy" beneath it.

[Ray Travez]

:D

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I'd let her Anne my Widdecombe if you grasp my meaning!!!

[St_Eddie]

I'd let her Anne my Widdecombe if you grasp my meaning!!!

Oh boy, do I ever, you rascal, you!  Hur hur hurrrr.



_{...you mean that you'd let her anoint your wig comb, right?}

[steve98]

If I had all the money in the world I'd open a chain of pubs to rival Weterspoons called Widdecombes. "Ah'll meet you at 7 in Widdy's", everyone would be saying.

[seepage]

They'd probably only serve a choice of rancid Madeira or condemned cider, though.

[The Dog]

I'd let her Anne my Widdecombe if you grasp my meaning!!!

How can you grasp a meaning? Makes no sense.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Maybe 'meaning' is a pet name for his willy, didn't think of that did you?

[The Dog]

I did not.

[Icehaven]

My wife, about 10 years ago.

For a few seconds I thought that was a faceswap thing

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Maybe 'meaning' is a pet name for his willy, didn't think of that did you?

This is correct.  I was going to add "I mean my cock, by which I mean (cock) that I cock my cock."

[non capisco]

Was it him that gave us the Lemmy Stratters story?.

Ha ha, yeah that was me. Haven't thought about that in ages. Lemmy Stratters, man!

[non capisco]

Goblyns scare with stones and stickes,
Devyls must be fooled with tryckes.
Whene ye lyttle men abound,
Burn ye foreste to the ground.
Ev'ry crooked man you see,
Hang him from ye Hawthorne tree,
And should you spy a pedo's sign
You must call the Childlyne.

[kittens]

the dog is a very high quality poster and he gets my seal of approval

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the dog is a very high quality poster and he gets my seal of approval

I like this joke because a seal is a kind of dog

[Dex Sawash]

Is The Dog distressed area's dog?

[The Dog]

the dog is a very high quality poster and he gets my seal of approval

Feel like I've won the lottery, can't believe it.

Is The Dog distressed area's dog?

I am him. Hated that name.

Please don't take away my seal of approval it is all I have.