The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[non capisco]

Excellent username/avatar combination. Love it.

EDIT: Of COURSE this is a new bloody page. Well, you're all just going to have to guess who I'm talking about then.

[Ferris]

How can you have a "seal" of approval if you aren't even a seal?

Honestly.

[Replies From View]

How can you have a "seal" of approval if you aren't even a seal?

Honestly.

because a seal is a kind of dog

[Twonty Gostelow]

The top of the BT Tower has let itself go

Needs to be clicked on for context.

[Shit Good Nose]

How can you have a "seal" of approval if you aren't even a seal?

Or a British singer who is now better known in the States.

[Ray Travez]

who would that be then Ted?

[Twonty Gostelow]

who would that be then Ted?

Laughed. Wish I had a thread to put it in.

[Retinend]

I don't even know where the phooar thread is. I've never come across it. If you know what I mean there, eh?

[Norton Canes]

Needs to be clicked on for context

Thanks! I'm so glad someone got that

[Ferris]

Widdle Riddle make Fukka Yucca do the Buky-kake.

Kiedis considers rewrite

Wasn't expecting it. Simple but effective.

[The Dog]

I would teleport a t-rex into an opticians, right where some spectacles are being tried out by someone to see if they suit them.  *MATERIALISE* now the optician is holding up the spectacles to a t-rex and isn't quite sure whether to recommend them anymore.

[canadagoose]

Shoulders gave me a laugh before:

[jenna appleseed]

Re: Captain Tom Moore

Elton John's warming up. Bernie's faxing through some new lyrics.

AHHH
HES NO STANDIN
NEVER ROUND DA GARDEN GEN
NAD A CO-VID SURVIVAH
MORE THAN JUST A LIL DEAD

AHHH HES NO STANDIN
IN DA GRAVE HE LIES
HIS DAWDAH FILES DA STUFF FOR PROBATE OF HIS ESTATE IN GOOD TIME

HES NO STANDIN

NO NO NO

[jenna appleseed]

Won't look good for the NHS if he dies. Raising all that money for them and he carks it in one of their beds, bit ungrateful.

[idunnosomename]

hooray i was quite proud of some of that. hope it reminds everyone of this golden 2020 moment

[Thomas]

I've developed a habit of saying "James Bond's going to die!!" whenever I'm close to defeat in a video game and this caused my flatmate's girlfriend to look at me pitifully and say: "You call yourself James Bond?"

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Go fuck the virus up Tom!*




































*Like you fucked those swarthy kids.

[selectivememory]

The latest instalment of Mr Farenheit's glorious Matt & Sam saga. Won't quote it here because it's quite long:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,83931.msg4452389.html#msg4452389

[Ambient Sheep]

Captain Tom shut down, owner arrested

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

The latest instalment of Mr Farenheit's glorious Matt & Sam saga. Won't quote it here because it's quite long:

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,83931.msg4452389.html#msg4452389

Proper good!

[The Mollusk]

It is very amusing to see him break his 6-year absence with that.

[jenna appleseed]

Perfect avatar & post combo
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,84900.msg4452748.html#msg4452748

[Huxleys Babkins]

Well said Mr Johnson. Couldnt of put it better myself. Welling up. It's like we've beaten the Battle of Britain all over again. Wonderful. He is possibly the most important man ever to live. I've got a thumping erection just thinking about him. God Save the Queen, Prince Phillip, Prince Edward, and Sir King Tom, the sexiest dickhead in the world.

Roaring.

[poo]

lol

[madhair60]

[Magnum Valentino]

Yep, howling.

[jenna appleseed]

British Covid-Obstructed Airways.

All the Russ Abbot stuff here followed by the reveal it really was Russ Abbot
https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,79441.1320.html

Hamfist in the same thead

Captain Tom's Only fans
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/07/09/19/39-Mountain-Tortoise-mating-Hoberman-Collection.jpg

ANNID NEEM TO BE DA YOU LIVER LIFE LIE A GAMBLE IN A WIN
NEMA NO IN OO DA CLINTOO
MEN A TRAINSET IN
ANNA WOOD AVE LIGHT TAFF GNOME YU
BUDDAH WA JUT A KIB
YER ANDEL BURMOUT LON DEFOE
ER LEDGIN EVA DIN

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Do you?

a) wave play on because the the raped player was passive when the ball was kicked
b) review the rape using VAR to see if a hand was in an unnatural position
c) award an indirect free kick

Haha rape, but really, haha, because I laughed and it was about rape, but also other things providing a context which you can explore through the link above.

[evilcommiedictator]

Blodwyn

Hand Solo

[Sonny_Jim]

Stevie Wonder jokes are easy pickings but they still make me laugh

"Lately I've been looking in the mirror"

How do you know Stevie? You could be looking into a microwave or at a calendar or something?