The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[homesickalien]

No, can't stand them. Laverne is a great broadcaster saddled with doing Pitchfork New Music On The Radio over breakfast, which doesn't work. Mary Anne Hobbs playing club bangers in the AM is death. Keavney, who I like, sounds lost in the afternoon. Then it's Landfill Indie Fest For 50+ White Men with Lamacq. No thank you.

Weekends aren't much better; the "divorced dads at sports day" forced grinning of Radcliffe & Maconie is, once again, death. They're a duo consisting of one great, capable broadcaster and one Stuart Maconie, and it's shit. Break it up with unfunny novelty features ("Crisps On The Radio"! My sides!) and snippets of old TV themes and you get Radio Dignitas.

Love all the critical posts in the 6music thread.  I agree with almost of them but I still love the station

[Ray Travez]

If you wanna feel old see how Karen from Outnumbered looks now

[The Dog]

😆

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Thought the film struggled for someone to root for (other than McGee's dad, who you were constantly hoping would return and start belting him again).

[jenna appleseed]

Tory-Man, Tory-Man,
Does whatever a Tory can,
Spins a web of many lies,
Only votes for his own pay rise,
Look out! Here comes the Tory-Man!

Is he wrong? Listen, Bud!
He's got pure patrician blood,
Here's the thing, he's well bred,
Even though he's braindead,
Hey there, there goes the Tory-Man!

Tory-Man, Tory-Man,
Friendly neighbourhood Tory-Man,
Poverty he's ignored,
Peerage is his reward,
To him, life is a great big fry up,
Wherever there's a high-up,
You'll find the Tory-Man!

[jenna appleseed]

most of the brown people are poor. and it's well known we like the sociopathic ultra-rich brown people. god i love britain. britain britain britain. im Sir Lord MP of County Gammon and I have a massive house or two, and a wife and kids, and get to have sex with lots of totty and drive aroiund in my fucking motor car poop poop

[Ferris]

[Glebe]

Yay! Thanks Ferris!

[buttgammon]

^Was just coming here to mention that. The whole thread is hilarious but "I love the smell of chocolate in the morning" was a real show-stealer.

[Ferris]

Yay! Thanks Ferris!

"A-choc-alypse Now" was so silly it made me laugh, especially with the superimposed shonky choc-o-copter in there as well.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A skyline replete with chococopters and zero actual copters would be, at least in my view, an optimal 2nd draft.

[Chedney Honks]

I love the smell of of the chocolate in the morning is my favourite post of the year.

[Dex Sawash]

It was fwb's in depth analysis of the image that really made the visual joke pop for me.

[Ferris]

It was fwb's in depth analysis of the image that really made the visual joke pop for me.

I live to give!

[paruses]

2001: a pace odyssey is a more accurate title for the actual film, it is a very boring film. 

Apparently the original idea was for the monolith to be more of a jive talking sidekick, but they lacked the technical ability to do that because Eddie Murphy hadn't been invented yet. Also the computer Hal Computerman was going to be on wheels so he could move about more and shoot at people with his laser. They actually started filming some scenes of that but then Stanley Kubrick's mum found out he was using her shopping cart without permission.

Anyway, without those elements the film didn't really have much going for it, so they slowed down all the usable footage by 20% and released it without a laugh track. Luckily for them, the Vietnam war had just come out, and that made absolutely everything seem amazing in comparison, so the film was very successful.

I think I laughed at every sentence.

[Glebe]

I love the smell of of the chocolate in the morning is my favourite post of the year.

*chuffed*

[canadagoose]

*chuffed*

You don't half come up with some crackers, auld Glebe.

[steve98]

What d'you call a

Spoiler alert

chaffinch that's well chuffed

[close]

?.. A chuffinch. Just sayin'.

[Paul Calf]

^ Posting that straight into the guffaw thread is an act of either supreme confidence or vertiginous foolishness.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

steve98 gets the bird for that one.

[Glebe]

You don't half come up with some crackers, auld Glebe.

Aw thanks CG... I'm well chuffinched!

[Paul Calf]

I think Glebe is probably the most prolific and consistent generator of wit and good humour  on this whole site.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Agreed. Glebe's ace.

[Ferris]

You guys are gonna feel silly when you realize you didn't type "Ferris" properly!

[Glebe]

I think Glebe is probably the most prolific and consistent generator of wit and good humour  on this whole site.

You're too kind PC... just trying to cope with lockdown!

[bgmnts]

I second Glebe. Its between him and Al for the photoshop league title.

[Cuellar]

A ghost watches over his children from beyond the grave.

[Glebe]

I second Glebe. Its between him and Al for the photoshop league title.

If I had half the abilities of Al I'd be happy.

[madhair60]

I personally think Glebe is an absolute cunt, and I despise him.

[Glebe]

I personally think Glebe is an absolute cunt, and I despise him.

Hey fuck you pal! How dare you! ;)