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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2310 on: April 08, 2021, 12:16:04 AM »
Hey fuck you pal! How dare you! ;)

Just saying what we’re all thinking. You’re truly awful.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2311 on: April 08, 2021, 12:17:19 AM »
Just saying what we’re all thinking. You’re truly awful.

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« Reply #2313 on: April 08, 2021, 12:53:48 AM »
I personally think Glebe is an absolute cunt, and I despise him.

Firm but fair.

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« Reply #2314 on: April 08, 2021, 08:03:45 AM »
I second Glebe. Its between him and Al for the photoshop league title.

I read this as AI (capital ‘I’, not lower-case ‘L’) and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can’t automate Glebe.

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« Reply #2315 on: April 08, 2021, 08:12:21 AM »
I read this as AI (capital ‘I’, not lower-case ‘L’) and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can’t automate Glebe.

There could be something like a Turing Test where Talk to Transformer goes head to head against Glebe.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2316 on: April 08, 2021, 10:27:07 AM »
To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm just glad my wife Hobson will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm just glad my wife Margaret Holocaust will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2317 on: April 08, 2021, 11:23:05 AM »
I read this as AI (capital ‘I’, not lower-case ‘L’) and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can’t automate Glebe.

If it can be globalised then it can be automated.  Fact of life.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2318 on: April 08, 2021, 11:35:15 AM »
If Globe isn’t automated, then who is operating him?

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« Reply #2319 on: April 08, 2021, 11:50:43 AM »
If Globe isn’t automated, then who is operating him?

The Gelders Union of America (GUA)

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2320 on: April 08, 2021, 12:05:50 PM »
> KILL GLOBE

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« Reply #2321 on: April 08, 2021, 12:55:00 PM »
There was that episode of Inside The Factory where he went to see how eggs are made and got accidently shipped off to a Morrisons in Maldon.

Saw a leopard at Rochdale Asda once. He bought a Pepperami, 20 Lamberts and a copy of Auto Trader.

I am a sucker for deadpan mentions of specific English supermarkets

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« Reply #2323 on: April 08, 2021, 11:03:33 PM »
'One of the Britain's least stabbed to death men, stabbed to death'

This really tickled me.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2324 on: April 08, 2021, 11:53:17 PM »
A lot of people have totally misjudged the tone of this thread. Can't tell you how much my blood is boiling right now. The last time I was this angry was about something totally frivolous.

and

There's a little boy somewhere with a metal exoskeleton that helps him walk. He needs £20k or the kit is going back to the manufacturer in Portland. His parents have nothing so they'll have to pretend they own a 3D printer and make a replacement out of playdoh and magazines. Look Jonny, it works! It's the same, it's the same!

Just before the beknighted gerontolad here was stabbed they said he was spotted outside the little boy's house shouting and hissing like a venomous old goose.

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« Reply #2325 on: April 09, 2021, 09:54:59 AM »
EDDIE IZZARD entered TOILET.

GLINNER used RESTRAIN!

It's not very effective...

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2326 on: April 09, 2021, 11:41:35 AM »
I bet when he smiles and yawns, knives just drop out everywhere like when you stand up after wearing a wooly sweater while eating a big bag of doritos.

Video Game Fan has been amusing me a fair bit recently. I assume they're a reincarnation.

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« Reply #2327 on: April 09, 2021, 11:58:23 AM »
The Glinner Adventure Game is also very good

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2328 on: April 09, 2021, 12:17:19 PM »
So The Queen is single and ready to mingle?  Got it.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2329 on: April 09, 2021, 12:33:39 PM »
So many good ones already, but I'll go with:
So happy that Princess Di has finally been avenged.

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« Reply #2330 on: April 09, 2021, 12:34:46 PM »
Hope everyone can spare a thought for the thousands of dedicated, ambitious kids from school over the past fifty years who now find their Duke of Edinburgh awards rendered worthless.

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« Reply #2331 on: April 09, 2021, 12:36:04 PM »
Deleted.  Wrong thread.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2332 on: April 09, 2021, 01:40:09 PM »
The timing of his death is suspicious as he was about to blow the lid on a secret paedophile ring at the heart of the establishment.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2333 on: April 09, 2021, 02:04:25 PM »
But that means he’ll be in charge of Land’s End AND John O’Groats. Suppose that’s like Tetris and the whole country vanishes?

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2335 on: April 09, 2021, 02:48:08 PM »
do we know what he died of yet? yes, we do, it was that he was so very horrendously old that God felt he must be slain.
"horrendously" and "slain" are hitting my ear just right

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2336 on: April 09, 2021, 02:51:23 PM »
Answering how long The Queen has left:

She’s lost her husband, not been hit by the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2337 on: April 09, 2021, 06:29:29 PM »
The Queen's ninety-five soon, isn't she, so no spring chicken herself.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2338 on: April 09, 2021, 06:31:24 PM »
The Queen's ninety-five soon, isn't she, so no spring chicken herself.

Hoping for death tonight obvs but deffo got another decade, her lizard entity can probably feast off those tits for another 3 or 4 years alone.

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Re: The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2
« Reply #2339 on: April 09, 2021, 09:31:08 PM »


There have been so many posts that have made me laugh today but this one especially.

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