The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[touchingcloth]

Hey fuck you pal! How dare you! ;)

Just saying what we're all thinking. You're truly awful.

[Glebe]

Just saying what we're all thinking. You're truly awful.

:(

[touchingcloth]

:(

It's snurderin time.

[checkoutgirl]

I personally think Glebe is an absolute cunt, and I despise him.

Firm but fair.

[Paul Calf]

I second Glebe. Its between him and Al for the photoshop league title.

I read this as AI (capital 'I', not lower-case 'L') and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can't automate Glebe.

[touchingcloth]

I read this as AI (capital 'I', not lower-case 'L') and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can't automate Glebe.

There could be something like a Turing Test where Talk to Transformer goes head to head against Glebe.

[Paul Calf]

To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm just glad my wife Hobson will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

To be fair to Egg, the term has come to have a more generic meaning, e.g. this one from Oxford Languages (whoever they are):

I'm just glad my wife Margaret Holocaust will never cause me this kind of embarrassment.

[Replies From View]

I read this as AI (capital 'I', not lower-case 'L') and thought it was a bit of a bold claim. An unfair competition really. You can't automate Glebe.

If it can be globalised then it can be automated.  Fact of life.

[The Dog]

If Globe isn't automated, then who is operating him?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

If Globe isn't automated, then who is operating him?

The Gelders Union of America (GUA)

[pancreas]

> KILL GLOBE

[idunnosomename]

There was that episode of Inside The Factory where he went to see how eggs are made and got accidently shipped off to a Morrisons in Maldon.

Saw a leopard at Rochdale Asda once. He bought a Pepperami, 20 Lamberts and a copy of Auto Trader.

I am a sucker for deadpan mentions of specific English supermarkets

[Paul Calf]

> KILL GLOBE

vote pancreas

[JamesTC]

'One of the Britain's least stabbed to death men, stabbed to death'

This really tickled me.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

A lot of people have totally misjudged the tone of this thread. Can't tell you how much my blood is boiling right now. The last time I was this angry was about something totally frivolous.

and

There's a little boy somewhere with a metal exoskeleton that helps him walk. He needs £20k or the kit is going back to the manufacturer in Portland. His parents have nothing so they'll have to pretend they own a 3D printer and make a replacement out of playdoh and magazines. Look Jonny, it works! It's the same, it's the same!

Just before the beknighted gerontolad here was stabbed they said he was spotted outside the little boy's house shouting and hissing like a venomous old goose.

[buttgammon]

EDDIE IZZARD entered TOILET.

GLINNER used RESTRAIN!

It's not very effective...

[Sebastian Cobb]

I bet when he smiles and yawns, knives just drop out everywhere like when you stand up after wearing a wooly sweater while eating a big bag of doritos.

Video Game Fan has been amusing me a fair bit recently. I assume they're a reincarnation.

[pigamus]

The Glinner Adventure Game is also very good

[Jollity]

So The Queen is single and ready to mingle?  Got it.

[Sonny_Jim]

So many good ones already, but I'll go with:

So happy that Princess Di has finally been avenged.

[Butchers Blind]

Hope everyone can spare a thought for the thousands of dedicated, ambitious kids from school over the past fifty years who now find their Duke of Edinburgh awards rendered worthless.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Deleted.  Wrong thread.

[lankyguy95]

The timing of his death is suspicious as he was about to blow the lid on a secret paedophile ring at the heart of the establishment.

[Blue Jam]

But that means he'll be in charge of Land's End AND John O'Groats. Suppose that's like Tetris and the whole country vanishes?

[bigfatheart]

Never heard of the cunt

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

do we know what he died of yet? yes, we do, it was that he was so very horrendously old that God felt he must be slain.

"horrendously" and "slain" are hitting my ear just right

[Kelvin]

Answering how long The Queen has left:

She's lost her husband, not been hit by the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The Queen's ninety-five soon, isn't she, so no spring chicken herself.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Queen's ninety-five soon, isn't she, so no spring chicken herself.

Hoping for death tonight obvs but deffo got another decade, her lizard entity can probably feast off those tits for another 3 or 4 years alone.

[buttgammon]

There have been so many posts that have made me laugh today but this one especially.