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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

Started by madhair60, December 06, 2019, 09:38:50 AM

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selectivememory

The only bad thing about this news is that it didn't happen during a Wimblewrong.

Blue Jam



non capisco

Amazing. This place has been a haven today for the opposite of the disgusting cap doffing sentiments towards this racist old cunt I've seen elsewhere, even on the niche Facebook group 'Crazy About Crisps'. Love ya, CaB. Always have, always will.


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Quote from: selectivememory on April 09, 2021, 09:43:36 PM
The only bad thing about this news is that it didn't happen during a Wimblewrong.

This is truly the worst aspect. Fingers crossed CoD goes around June/July.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 10, 2021, 09:26:47 AM
This is truly the worst aspect. Fingers crossed CoD goes around June/July.

Wimblewrong Doubles set a precedent for an out-of-season tournament................

Paul Calf

Wimblewrong: Racist Cunt of Death Special! Who can decree this? Is it just Barry, or can senior Wrong officials do that?

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Rich Uncle Skeleton on April 10, 2021, 01:34:58 AM


"Undid revision [...] You should be ashamed of yourself"

no fucking pleasing some people

this one tipped me over the edge. laughing till it hurt then laughing some more


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Morrison Lard

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on April 10, 2021, 01:46:41 PM
My Prince Philip Memory: I used to work in a Megabowl and once every two months he'd book the entire building to himself and come around and put guinea pigs into the ball return mechanisms for hours on end. What really sticks with me if that he didn't have to be nice to us but he still took the time to be a real cunt to every single employee individually. Its little things like that this that really humanises the monarchy to me.


Shoulders?-Stomach!



cliggg

I've spent the last five minutes laughing at this post.

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on April 11, 2021, 10:07:03 AM
I was in the pilot episode of Most Haunted but they edited me out because I kept trying to get the ghosts to suck my penis

Blue Jam


Alberon

Quote from: Dr Rock on April 12, 2021, 10:43:07 AM
To Ace Of Spades by The Motorheads

If you like to shoot things, I tell you I'm your man
Pheasants, Tigers, all the same to me
If you're foreign in any way, I'll find a funny thing to say
Hey fatty face, you won't go into space, I love fox-hunts, I'm The Duke Of Cunts

Murdering a prosser, offending a darkie
Arranging Lady Di's death, it's all a game to me
Travelling to Asia, slitty eyes watching you
Andy is a nonce, Charles is just a ponce, the other one's a queero, each one's a dunce, I'm The Duke Of Cunts

You know I'm born to rule, with Queenie on my tool
And that's the way I like it baby
This family will rule forever
You won't forget this joker!

Pushing up the daisies, turns out that I dide
My last bit of wit, the dead man's made your telly shit
Meghan isn't white, lets hope her brakes keep working right
The only thing you see, all over your TV, The Duke Of Cunts
The Duke Of Cunts

Dr Rock


steve98

It's excellent Dr Rock (What's that "dide" thing though, is it a typo?)


Dr Rock


Chedney Honks

Fucking hell that's even better, I just thought it was a typo.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


St_Eddie

Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on April 12, 2021, 07:11:32 PM
Ohhhh the....
Lord of the Flies, The Lord of the Flies,
No one on our side on this novel relies,
A pigs head on a stick and a beast that terrifies,
Some kids stuck on an island it's the Lord of the Flies

rue the polywhirl

Bit bemused by all the drama in the Terrible News thread but it's easily worth it for this good turn of phrase.

Quote from: Buelligan on April 09, 2021, 11:39:29 AM
Katie Hopkins being trebucheted off Table Mountain and eaten by baboons?  Not funny.


mothman

Quote from: JaDanketies on April 12, 2021, 11:57:17 PM
A practice that would inevitably leave me bleeding out on the kitchen floor one unfortunate day, an inanimate jar of gherkins mocking me in my last moments as I slip out of this world into a fiery eternity, filled with the jeers and ridicule of an uncountable array of gherkins.