The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

[Egyptian Feast]

LOL

[Goldentony]

fucking hell

[Sebastian Cobb]

On the guy from coast:

I remember saying that I thought he was a creepy fuck in front of my mother in law, to which she replied "Awww naawww he's not creepy!". The very next shot was him skulking around in a cave, his bulging lunatic eyes illuminated and fixed with murderous intent, the crags and jowls of his face casting bilious shadows that told the story of a lifetime of grimaced orgasms over scenarios he wished his mind had never concocted and that he will never, ever forget, even in a cave. Especially in a cave. "Yeah alright, he is a bit creepy", she said.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

On a story about a dog eating human shit:

That's so awful it's only right that everyone involved, including everyone who has read it, dies, which is good because I really would like to be dead now I have done.

[mothman]

Does this mean that at some point someone is going to invent time travel to give the original Marathon manufacturers as Snickers because there is no other way this could possibly work.

Snickers is its own grandpaw

The only chocolate bar with a fucking plot hole.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

No way that was funnier than this

Isn't that basically how mad cow disease started?

[The Mollusk]

Hmmm thinking these dogs with a taste for human excrement could work well when the festivals get the go ahead again.

That's just moving the problem downstream. Unless the dogs are specially trained to go to a central shit hub for laying their hound rope before returning to forage in the latrines.

"Hound rope" had me properly struggling to contain the guffaws. My fiancée isn't awake yet so I'm lying in bed next to her trying not to crack up. Unless she is actually awake in which case she probably thinks the poorly concealed grunts and trembling are me having a danger wank.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Whenever kids don't flush their parents fling the poo about a bit, put a bite mark in it and leave the window open.

"Now look what you've done, Black Shite's got your scent"

[Norton Canes]

"Eddie, what does it sound like when Linda Lovelace starts her car?"

[madhair60]

For years my mum seemed to think I was a fan of the band Maroon 5. I saw that band you like on telly the other day, Maroon 5, she'd say. What have you been up to lately, son? Been to any Maroon 5 gigs? I have never expressed any opinions either positive or negative about Maroon 5 in her presence, have never owned any records by Maroon 5 and have never played a note of their music in any room in the house I used to live in with her.

[jobotic]

man never waddled about like a chimpanzee with a nappy full of porridge in his life.

[idunnosomename]

credit where it's due

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

was trying to find the ron thread to explain to my partner who the lovely, dignified ron was

The Man with the High Television

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Didn't think anyone got that one.

[Glebe]

Your alter ego, a fleabitten ne'erdowell called Dogdon who gets special things called 'hard-ons' near flightless birds is now so close to your actual personality and existence that people are beginning to wonder where the character starts and the real man ends.

It was 'Dogdon' that got me.

[SpiderChrist]

I'm going to snort 100 lines off a pornstar's arse in my penthouse every week to honour Ser Deadcunt

like a drain, mate

[Butchers Blind]

I'm the one you fondled, Noel Clarke. It was my pudenta you wiggled your lying snake-tongue at. Those were my breasts you grabbed and tried to milk. I hate you Noel Clarke. I hate every stinking, disgusting molecule of you.

[Ambient Sheep]

Where do I put my thoughts on rewatching old new [Doctor] Who from the start?

Some kind of register, at this rate

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

Some kind of register, at this rate

oh yesss

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I still get asked if it's true I can't eat anything with corners because I was once seen eating a rice cake at school when I was about nine.

[Dex Sawash]

I've been watching the shoe-making one 'A Load Of Cobblers' on Ch5. The best one was when the Elvis impersonator got knocked out in the blue suede shoes week.

I assume it is an actual joke post.

[Ambient Sheep]

It says everything you need to know about [UK] Channel 5's reputation[nb]Although to be fair, the channel's improved a bit in recent years, but the reputation was deservedly forged 20 years ago and has proved difficult to shake off.[/nb] that I actually had to Google for you to check it wasn't a real show.

Looking at the original thread, seems at least one other person thought it was real too (or was making a joke that's far too clever for me to understand).

[Replies From View]

Unbelievably, channel 5 began when the spice girls were still alive.  That's ninety years ago.

[Glebe]

Unbelievably, channel 5 began when the spice girls were still alive.  That's ninety years ago.

DON'T EXAGGERATE!

[Blue Jam]

Looking at the original thread, seems at least one other person thought it was real too (or was making a joke that's far too clever for me to understand).

That was me! I was fooled because I had noticed load of these shows popping up lately and they had been annoying me and I assumed that was just another one, and also one where someone had clearly thought up the title before fleshing out the concept.

Vic Reeves is presenting a competitive flower-arranging show, don't you know?

[Replies From View]

Glebe you quoted that post of mine, which means it made you guffaw out loud.


Rule of this thread.

[Glebe]

Glebe you quoted that post of mine, which means it made you guffaw out loud.


Rule of this thread.

Have to go back in time to warn myself to laugh like in a film.

[mothman]

I just have this image of Neil looking sadly at a packet of crackers all the way home.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Although to be fair, the channel's improved a bit in recent years, but the reputation was deservedly forged 20 years ago and has proved difficult to shake off.

I'm not sure I agree given https://www.channel5.com/show/caravanning-with-shane-richie/