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The Last CaB post that made you GUFFAW out loud II: The GUFFAWther Part 2

Started by madhair60, December 06, 2019, 09:38:50 AM

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Kankurette

Quote from: Video Game Fan 2000 on May 31, 2021, 10:19:10 PM
Astérix is just a normal tale of a manufacturer of McCarthy-esque giant buttplugs, his manlet partner who is addicted to meth and their best friend: a geriatric dealer in a dress. They spend most of the time complaining about women and getting thrown out of roman orgies.

Shoulders?-Stomach!



Paul Calf


buttgammon

Quote from: mothman on June 02, 2021, 06:59:16 PM
^ Unwittingly stellar stuff from PDD there. Even better in proper context with TCJ's posting was replying to.

I hadn't looked in that thread yet but that's hilarious!


non capisco

Cheers, man, but I don't know why just faithfully singing the national anthem of Italy should earn me a mention in the GUFFAW thread.

Quote from: Gregory Torso on May 05, 2021, 09:03:50 PM
Your dad went on a "neighbourhood mind probe" in the bath after smoking salvia with your uncle.

^ I'm late to the relevant thread but that sentence just moidered me.



non capisco

Bolded turn of phrase in the vaccine thread just took me by surprise.

Quote from: flotemysost on June 03, 2021, 10:26:16 PM
Genuinely enjoyed sitting peacefully in the big glass plant-filled atrium the hospital was using as a holding pen, reading my book under a sunbeam for 15 minutes, while hot chimp jizz pulsed through my system. Didn't want to leave, tbh.

It was like being in a cafe where they side-eye you for only ordering one coffee even though you've sat there for ages - should've got another jab so I could have stayed longer.

canadagoose

Quote from: non capisco on June 03, 2021, 10:28:36 PM
Bolded turn of phrase in the vaccine thread just took me by surprise.

Haha, I missed that one. Gave me a laugh just now though.



chveik


non capisco


ZoyzaSorris

Quote from: Dr Rock on June 06, 2021, 04:32:31 PM
My thoughts exactly. Oliver - if that is his real name - is a fraudster and a time-waster and should be chemically castrated.

Just the rapidly escalating excessiveness of it tickled me




Dr Rock


Ferris

The silliness of this really made me laugh. Click through for context, but beware it is HS Art.

Quote from: GoblinAhFuckScary on June 07, 2021, 03:05:00 PM
JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING




GoblinAhFuckScary



Kankurette

TrenterPercenter on Colin the Caterpillar:
Quote from: TrenterPercenter on June 07, 2021, 09:36:37 PM

Those cholesterol packed bad boys have killed more than 2 people over the years I'll bet.


non capisco



mothman